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Song Parodies -> "Scary Dairy"
Original Song Title:
"Mary, Mary"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Scary Dairy"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
COWS WANT YOUR FLESH. Or some crap like that. Enjoy!
Scary dairy, comin' after you
Scary dairy, here them go moo
I'd say "don't have a cow" but
They'd hear me then ram horns straight through my butt
Scary dairy, got a beef with you
Scary dairy, got a whole fleet
Gonna recruit more sources of meat
They'll get the chickens and they'll divebomb ya
Like the Cuccoos from Legend of Zelda
Scary dairy, whole herd's after you
I'm quite wa-ary when they moo
I'm gonna boa-oard up all the doors
You shouldn't have shown off your brand-new leather shoes
Scary dairy, won't blow over
They'll get the sheep to follow
You don't think cows are a threat
You try to take six-thousand of them
Scary dairy, mad as hell, it's true
Scary dairy, might smash the wall through
Henry, why'd your pants balloon?
Very wary of the scary dairy, bet you are now, too
Oh, scary dairy hates me too
Scary dairy
Scary dairy, here them go moo
I'd say "don't have a cow" but
They'd hear me then ram horns straight through my butt
Scary dairy, got a beef with you
Scary dairy, got a whole fleet
Gonna recruit more sources of meat
They'll get the chickens and they'll divebomb ya
Like the Cuccoos from Legend of Zelda
Scary dairy, whole herd's after you
I'm quite wa-ary when they moo
I'm gonna boa-oard up all the doors
You shouldn't have shown off your brand-new leather shoes
Scary dairy, won't blow over
They'll get the sheep to follow
You don't think cows are a threat
You try to take six-thousand of them
Scary dairy, mad as hell, it's true
Scary dairy, might smash the wall through
Henry, why'd your pants balloon?
Very wary of the scary dairy, bet you are now, too
Oh, scary dairy hates me too
Scary dairy
If "dairy" isn't used as a slang term for cows in at least one weird part of the world, I will be very disappointed.
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Great idea for a title sub, and you didn't half milk it :-)
I love the idea (and the title sub), but some of the lines were kinda clunky. Overall not bad, but could have been smoothed out a little.
Lots of animals this round with my monkeys and Agrimorfee's beavers and Abbott's Justin Bieber and now we have your cows and they are pretty awesome. I think my monkeys and your cows should go to war with each other. A couple of spelling errors in here like: "here them go moo" it should be "hear" and a couple of the lines were clunky as Abbott said.
The Cucoos of Zelda was pretty far out of left field here.
They said that happy cheese comes from happy cows, I can guess this one isn't happy.
(Artistry) if they formed and Air Force, would it be called "Dairy Air"? Just kidding. Some fun lines in this one "got beef" and "leather shoes" be amongst my favs.
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