The enemies are overcome with fear
Explanation's lost to me
My skill ain't improvin'
And yet these villains flee
Tried to research all this online
But all I unearthed
Were some battle tricks I tried
And a handful of code words, he-ey, hey

My thought process is divided, uh-uh, huh
One half says I should go
And beat the game while you're awesome
Since your skill before was quite low
But, uh, the other half thinks this is crap, huh
Legitimate, it ain't
So I should stop playin' falsely now
Should earn a beaten game, he-e-ey

Hey

Think I found the god powers
Don't know how, it's true
Never entered one password text
Settings aren't askew
Well, uh, don't know how to fix glitches
Must have run afoul
Upon one, hence my coastin'
While my foes void out their bowels, he-ey

Oh, yeah
Think I found the god powers
I've become an in-game god
Foes beware, pixels beware, I'll kill
Yeah-eah-eah
Ooh-ooh
Think I found the god powers