I wanna open this damn package
But I cannot find a
Line of plastic here that perforates
Blows my mind
No indicatin' line, nope
There's no tiny bits of tape
Two near-fused plastic halves, I
Wanna get inside

I hate this plastic package (just let me get into you)
Stupid package (think it's sealed up like a vacuum)
Bloody package (in two ways I mean that now)
Cause attempts to cut it open sliced my thumb, ow

I'm not the only soul who
Detests this plastic stuff
Holdin' back my important crap, hate it
Cause the clamshell design sucks, but, uh
I can tell you have a question
"Aren't there scissors meant
To help one get inside this package, man?"
That's what this is

It's in a clamshell package (should've made that clear to you)
Stupid package (think I'm gonna blow a brain fuse)
Bloody package (my scream's heard all over town)
The worst Catch-22 ever, you can't beat that now

Yeah, now, clamshell package
Die now, die now
Die now, let me into you
Hate this package, yeah-eah-eah, die now
Stupid package, yeah-eah, die now
Die now, die now, bastard
Bloody package, yeah-eah, die now, open sesame, come on
Stupid package, yeah-eah, die now
Oh, yeah
Clamshell package, yeah-eah, die now