Humma Kavula, kinda scary creep
With your long flowing robes of blue and green
Don't Vote For Stupid, that was your campaign
Lost to Beeblebrox, now that's a big shame

You seem so calm, I know you're a nutcase
Look you in the eyes, but you have none
Sunken in, they are, that's a freaky face
And you've no bum

Humma Kavula, nought below the waist
Cut off Zaphod's second head, think you're crazed

I think you're nuts

Humma Kavula, why are you a priest
For the Great Green Arkleseizure, the monks sneezed

All of us came to you for directions
Saw your spider legs, I felt disgust
We traded Zaphod's decapitation
Was glad to run

Humma Kavula, you're a creepy prick
No surprise you're played by John Malkovich