Dick Grayson was only a teen
A master on the flying trapeze
His family joined in with the show
But soon they would go
The mob soaked the wires with acid
Making sure the show would end with
An apparent accident

So Dick was gonna talk to the cops, man
But then he got a visit from Batman
And Bats revealed that that would be dumb
He'd be on the run
The mob would just hunt him down, yeah
That is why Brucey took Dick to his cave, yeah
And so he trained Dick Grayson

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
That's how he became Robin

So Dick still wears his tights red and green
In honour of his folks' memory
He pals around with Bats currently
Kinda creepy
That's the tale of the first Robin
Tryin' to beat up all these thugs, yeah
That's the life of Dick Grayson