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Song Parodies -> "Arizona (1864)"
Original Song Title:
"Arizona"
Original Performer:
Mark Lindsay
Parody Song Title:
"Arizona (1864)"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Zona is sure not San Francisco
She has regressive ways
Would be much better off joining her neighbor, California’s ways
She needs to have more respect for the sisterhood
Stop making ladies feel grey
Stop making women mad at her
Needs more sense and a little less praying
Arizona is Twilight Zone today
Arizona is back to 1864
Why why
Arizona is back to its pre-state state
Arizona, their Supremes are insane
When dad knocks up child,
Child forced to have baby
Is much much much much too wild
Going back 160 years
Is making us faint
Arizona, come on now, get a clue
Arizona, stop being so insane
Come on now, come on,
Be more like San Francisco
Prevent children of rape
If a dad named Mo mates his child Jo
He’ll be grand-dad of Jo’s babe
Zona needs to be much kinder
To the sisterhood
Not for dads and kids making babes
Sadly, due to Rump’s Court
This is not a fable
Rump is who unleashed this wacky state
Arizona is Twilight Zone today
Arizona is back to 1864
Why why
Arizona is back to its pre-state state
Arizona, their Supremes are insane
Hey, Arizona, come on now, get a clue
Arizona should come back to the modern world, my my
Arizona’s Supremes are 8-ball kooks
Arizona, stop being so insane
Come on now, Arizona,
Shake off your Civil War days
She has regressive ways
Would be much better off joining her neighbor, California’s ways
She needs to have more respect for the sisterhood
Stop making ladies feel grey
Stop making women mad at her
Needs more sense and a little less praying
Arizona is Twilight Zone today
Arizona is back to 1864
Why why
Arizona is back to its pre-state state
Arizona, their Supremes are insane
When dad knocks up child,
Child forced to have baby
Is much much much much too wild
Going back 160 years
Is making us faint
Arizona, come on now, get a clue
Arizona, stop being so insane
Come on now, come on,
Be more like San Francisco
Prevent children of rape
If a dad named Mo mates his child Jo
He’ll be grand-dad of Jo’s babe
Zona needs to be much kinder
To the sisterhood
Not for dads and kids making babes
Sadly, due to Rump’s Court
This is not a fable
Rump is who unleashed this wacky state
Arizona is Twilight Zone today
Arizona is back to 1864
Why why
Arizona is back to its pre-state state
Arizona, their Supremes are insane
Hey, Arizona, come on now, get a clue
Arizona should come back to the modern world, my my
Arizona’s Supremes are 8-ball kooks
Arizona, stop being so insane
Come on now, Arizona,
Shake off your Civil War days
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Actually. what the AZ Supreme Court is saying to the AZ legislature is "There is no law governing abortion in AZ at the moment because you let Roe v Wade set the parameters. But now that Roe is a dead letter, you need to get your asses in gear and legislate on abortion or some law from 1864 will go into effect. And AZ is about as Middle of the Road as it gets, so a law banning abortion after 3 months with some exceptions is the likely result. There is no possibility of an extreme position passing as that would be vetoed by our Democrat governor
those trashing eeL are simply not advanced enough beings to realize what the great George Harrison meant in his song "Give Me Love" with the line "keep me free from birth".
Feel free to rescind your own birth at any time, hypocrite. Aborting yourself, as Monty Python might say, is a terrible crime: the penalty's death.
"Why—oh why—isn't my pretended nihilism fooling anybody!?"
You Nazis stop bullying eeL deaL!
The silver lining for the Dems is that these extremely regressive laws could help keep Rump from winning a second term, which even he has admitted.
Besides Biden made America great again! You regressives are lying!
Also, the sky is green, and I am the Queen of Sheba.
I've been on planets where the sky is green, but logic tells me it wasn't the real eeL who said he's the Queen of Sheba.
Truth, eeL is in fact the Queer of Sheba!
Spock rates "queer of Sheba" as another juvenile smear by a phony eeL
Besides we know eeL likes little boys.
eeL's nipples itches!
As anyone who has lived in AZ for a picofraction of a nanosecond expected, the Arizona legislature just nullified the legality of the 1864 abortion law. No new law has been crafted yet, but most likely the usual 3 month limit for abortion, as AZ is a little bit right of center, which is why Dems are obliged to cheat to win statewide or elections for President or Senator
it's hogwash to say the Dems need to cheat in Zona. it's Ghouliani and the others in the Ghastly Old Party who are indicted for their fake elector scheme there. please get real, dude, seriously.
I mean they stole Florida from our corrupt-I mean morally challe-I mean person of color candidate! So what we were counting vote slow? Damn ablests!
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