Ooh

Look at my lawn, it sucks
Flora's just gone coo-coo
I can't trim that hell
At least not without all the help
Lots of nasty vines (lots of nasty vines)
Have gone and grown (have gone and grown)
Could cut jungle scimitar style (ooh-ooh-ooh)
But it would just take too much time (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yes, I have hedge trimmers, think at least five
That massive mess ate a few
And some more important things (can't trim that hell)
Like my gloves, my son and my shoes (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh)

Can't trim that hell (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
No, I can't trim that hell (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sucks

Look at my lawn, it sucks (look at my lawn, it sucks)
I'm wishin' it was only weeds
I could trim that hell
If "burn it all"'s what you mean
But this mess has got some mushrooms, might spread spores, it's true
Might be fine
I'm not a botanist, not trained (can't trim that hell)
To deal with all of this shite

Also, with the flames, one more thing to say:
So easy to start, stoppin' it is hard
It may look really nice, don't wanna pay the price

God, look at my lawn, it sucks (look at my lawn, it sucks)
Got a lot of leaks, it's true (leakin', true)
I've made that well
My lawnmower's busted as hell (ooh)
Look at my lawn, it sucks (look at my lawn, it sucks)
The larger bits, I've slashed a few (slashed a few)
Not trimmed that hell
Since the bugs did not take it well (ooh)
Look at my lawn, it sucks (look at my lawn, it sucks)
Get it fixed, I want to (want to)
Can't trim that hell
No, I can't trim that hell (ooh)
Look at my lawn, it sucks (look at my lawn, it sucks)
Wait, what was that that moved?