Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (I got, I got, I got, yeah)

I got a bad inclination and that's never good
Always a sad destination when I go to look
But I could have made a mistake, it's a real big "could"
Open one eye to find, ayy, damn, twice booked, oh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

It's a sad cliché, I know, seen all the time
I think the term is "cringe as balls", watch through covered eyes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Didn't think that it could happen in real life
That whole "whoops, booked two dates at the same time" (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
When did my life turn into a stupid comedy (ah-ah-ah)?
Somehow been ensnared in a trope that's ripe for mockery, geez, please

I trust in my inclinations, know when things ain't good
Givin' me my inspiration to make things uncooked
Or else I'll have to spend a day runnin' like a chook
With no head, I don't like, ayy, damn, twice booked
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, twice booked
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, twice booked (brrrah-pa-pa) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I'm not gonna be the putz who thinks there's no harm
In thinkin' that I can show up to both, will not start (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Makin' plans 'cause I would need to break laws with my car
And in my heart I feel that that's a farce (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
No mood for committin' any sort of felony (ah-ah-ah)
I hate to go there but a phone call is the best for me, me, me

I'll follow that inclination, it'll turn out good
To simply can reservations, let me off the hook
For not rememberin' the days that were free, I should
Know for next time what's fine, ayy, damn, twice booked
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, twice booked
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, twice booked

My call will not be ambiguous (ah-ah-ah)
Fault will be on me because I'm a dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce

If they show no indication that they'll budge, ain't good
Gives me asshole inclinations, might just leave me shook
And then just simply walk away (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) with a rolled-eye look
Screw that (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), goodbye, won't try, ayy, damn, twice booked
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, twice booked
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, twice booked (oh!)