I've seen a few fli-i-icks, that's true
Comedies, biopics, action, too
But when there is bloo-oo-ood, what seems true
They go too far with it, dude
Whether they're hurt o-or die-ie-ie
Their blood flow's high

It could be one ni-i-ick or two
And then it spurts bright red, confused
Do we hold that mu-u-uch blood? If true
I'm scared to shave, how 'bout you-ou?
The way that blood spray flie-ie-ie-ies
Blood flow's high

A fountain from each blo-ow (ah-ah-ah)
From neck to heart to toe-oe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ridiculous, can't lie-ie (ah-ah-ah)
They way it makes a bloody mess each time
Blood flow's high

All of that blood spi-i-ilt, gross, true
But their real intention's gotten skewed
Won't make me throw u-u-up, 'fraid it's true
I'm more likely to giggle, dude
I laugh so hard I cry-y-y
Mmm, when blood flow's high

The realism goe-oes (ah-ah-ah)
Straight out the damn windo-ow (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Yeah, I know for what they trie-ied (ah-ah-ah)
To send me and you in a state of fright
Blood flow's hi-i-igh

Just a papercut (cut)
Gets it burstin' ou-ou-out (out)
They can't keep it in (in)
B-Bloody mess on the grou-ound
When the timin's off (off)
How can blood dela-a-ay (delay)?
Cut the villain do-own (down)
Ten seconds pass, o-ow
Then the blood flow's high

I know it's not suppo-osed (ah-ah-ah)
To be some kind of jo-oke (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Yeah, but when that red stream flie-ies (ah-ah-ah)
I cannot help but laugh and roll my eyes
Blood flow's high
They play it straight and so-o (ah-ah-ah)
The mood is up and croa-oa-oa-oaked (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Mel Brooks does this at ti-imes (ah-ah-ah)
And so I just have a bloody good time
Blood flow's hi-i-igh