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Song Parodies -> "Who Did You Punch"

Original Song Title:

"Who Do You Love"

Original Performer:

The Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer

Parody Song Title:

"Who Did You Punch"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I gotta imagine wrangling the truth out of a kid sent home with a note would not be a pleasant task...
Yeah-eah

Good afternoon, son, welcome back home
How was school? Wait, you have a note
You look angry, not good to know
Yeah, let me read the whole thing through
Because although this feels real suspicious
You've never been the type to raise a fuss
Damn it, this letter isn't sayin' much
Honey, tell me, tell me

Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know the truth (whoa-oh)
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I am a tad confused
Letter only says that "Timmy's (hey!) detention weekend (hey!)
Is 'cause he's bein' violent, not right" So admit it
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know, I wanna know who

Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch (yeah-eah)?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch now (whoa-oh)?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch (yeah-eah)?
I wanna know, I wanna know who

Want you to look me in the eye
And tell me who you slugged and why
There's no reason for you to deny
Hand in the pocket? Blood I'm spyin'
And nothin' else looks bruised or scraped or cut
So "self-defense" won't really work that much
Unless someone else needed help, speak up
Please, honey, tell me, tell me

Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know the truth (whoa-oh)
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I won't be mad at you
If it turns out that this freaky (hey!) display of beatin' (hey!)
I'd never even guess you'd do, right, was for helpin'
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know, I wanna know who

Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch (yeah-eah)?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch now (whoa-oh)?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch (yeah-eah)?
I wanna know, I wanna know who

Who? A jock bully that the teachers love?
Who? Somebody with a knife? That takes some guts
Who? Just some tool who spat inside your lunch?
Who? Honey, tell me, tell me

Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know the truth (whoa-oh)
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
First side I want's from you
'Cause this letter didn't teach me (hey!) the facts I'm needin' (hey!)
And I bet speakin' to them just might be as useless
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know, I wanna know who

Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch now?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch now?
Really hopin' you won't leave me (hey!) no choice but speakin' (hey!)
To friends' dads, needin' no gossip, I'm at my limit
Who did you punch, did you punch now?
I wanna know, I wanna know who

Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch now?
Now, now, who did you, who did you punch, punch?

Checking aaaaaand good, parent didn't swear, well done. Also if I'd heard this song before knowing who did it, I would've guessed Marshmello before Chainsmokers. The big thunking drop seems more up Chris's alley than Alex and Drew's.

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Don't help bobpiecheese - October 10, 2024 - Report this comment
You know, bobpiecheese, those other regular authors Duc4AmIRight and John A Barry can take care of themselves while that talentless loser eel deal can go suck on another exhaust pipe. John A Barry has submitted so many parodies at a time that just about nobody actually reads them. Don't bother with comments or votes, as this site is dying anyway. Its founder Chuck has long since abandoned it and left it to run on inertia until it collapses under the weight of all its political propagandist parasites and spammers, so there's no need to help prolong the suffering.
Me - October 10, 2024 - Report this comment
Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have turned into a Commeny Cleaner as well
"Commeny Cleaner" - October 10, 2024 - Report this comment
What, did somebody wipe out your "Please help bobpiecheese" spam too?
Yeah - October 12, 2024 - Report this comment
Very good and true point and assessment, "don't help"

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