I'm so sick of you, buddy
"Just an eccentricity" is a total lie, you see
I know the truth, ooh-ooh, buddy
Your "endearin' quirk" is used as a lame excuse
The way that you're slappin', slappin' my butt
You claim it "just happens, happens a whole bunch"
But no, you're just a douche, ooh-ooh, buddy
It's all done delib'rately, it's not an eccentricity
Love bein' rude

You think that it's all good, the blame is off of you
Because it's just a thing you do, you know
That that's a giant load, you never do it to your "bros"
I'm low on the totem pole, treated like shite
You know that it's not good and if folks knew the truth
The PR fallout would end you, that's right
Not just the butt-slaps, though, there's other things you do that blow
You bet that I'll list 'em off, will take some time

Some more things you do, let's see:
Screamin' in the library and takin' pictures of my feet
Open mouth as you chew, ooh-ooh, buddy
You may think it's a charmin' scene, hashtag "#ThatsSoMe"
Habits aren't worth tweetin', tweetin' so much
'Bout your low-tip leavin', leavin' trails of mud
So let me tell the truth, ooh-ooh, buddy
No-one likes your dickery played off as eccentricities
You're just a douche

Pretendin' it's all good 'cause it's just how you do
No worse than all my whistled tunes, dude, no
I simply make some notes, I'd never hang up someone's phone
Just because their talkin' is loud, that's not right
You know that it's not good, it will be bad for you
If the extent of what you do went live
I wish you would let go of the assumption that I don't
Get your real intentions 'cause I know the "why"

Claim you're eccentric, buddy, not eccentric, buddy
'Cause you really know, yes, you know, ooh-ooh-ooh
That you're douchey, buddy, really douchey now
"Eccentricity" is simply your excuse
Don't want it, don't need it (say you're eccentric, buddy)
The lies that you're leavin' (not eccentric, buddy)
I loathe your "reason", not right (it's a total joke, utter joke, ooh-ooh-ooh)
Don't want it, don't need it (think you're witty, buddy)
Please stop your forced beamin' (you're not witty now)
I loathe your "reason", not right ("eccentricity" is your lame-ass excuse)

Some folks think it's good and I'm just bein' rude
And boy, I wish it was a few, hell no
I wanna break my phone, notifications up and blow
When I'm callin' bullshit upon all your lies
You know that it's not good, you know that you're a tool
And you may have your stans all fooled, not I
I'll never let this go, I'm gonna let the whole world know
Your casual slur-drops aren't funny or sly

"I'm just eccentric, buddy, so eccentric, buddy
Just roll with the flow, let this go"
Don't want it, don't need it (think you're witty, buddy)
Too close, please start leavin' (you're not witty now)
I loathe your "reason", not right ("eccentricity! Whoohoo!")
Claim you're eccentric, buddy, not eccentric, buddy
In circles I go, this loop blows
I'll keep at it, buddy, 'til you quit it now
"Eccentricity"