-> "Could Tell You"
Original Song Title:
"Good for You"
Parody Song Title:
"Could Tell You"
The Lyrics
I've got my share of secrets, I'll keep them secret
No way I'm gonna spill i-it, mmm
I won't say the code is 1-4-2-4-2
You won't get info from me, hell no, you won't
Gonna keep these lips of mine zipped tight
I won't dare to squeal, yeah right
That the third floor's where you'll find the main meeting
So many secrets I could tell you, could tell you, no, no
But there's no way I will tell you, will tell you, no, no
No, you'll never learn how to get past the doo-oo-oors
How you'll need two bricks of C4
Though I could tell you, could tell you, I won't
Taken a vow of silence, no amount of violence
Will reveal where the boss hid that neckla-ace, mmm
Think you'll get that out of this guard? Too bad, too bad
I won't say it's in that tree, I won't, I won't
Won't divulge that if you climb real high
A hole in the tree, besides
You'll never know there's traps that need disarming
So many things that I could tell you, could tell you, no, no
There's no way in hell I'll tell you, I'll tell you, no, no
There's so many dangerous perils in sto-o-ore
But I won't say behind which door
That one, won't tell you, won't tell you, hell no, hell no, no-o
That's a no
I won't, I won't, no-o, fat chance, mmm
There's a trap door somewhere here
Won't say where, keep you in fear
No way I'll say it's lined out, no lie-ie (woo)
I'm gonna keep my mouth shut
Won't tell you where the boss is all holed up
I don't care if you stab me, kick and then punch
I won't say that he's three stories up
Third door on your left, that's the
Bathroom, he's inside a hidden bunk
But I won't tell you how it opens up
Won't reveal that the hot faucet in the tub
When it's twisted in reverse
Six times then the wall will unfurl, ooh
I won't tell you any of that crap, that much is true
Won't even say to duck when the bullets come flyin' through (oh-oh-oh)
Both from what's installed in and what the boss should be packin'
And I also won't dare point out the bulletproof suits (oh-oh-oh)
I'm not a snitch, I'm not (woo)
I pride myself on keepin' my mouth locked (woo), haha
Whatcha say, twerp? "That's all we needed, thank you"?
What's that mean, jerk? But I didn't say nothin', haha
I said that I would not tell you, not tell you (woo), no, no
There's nothin' that I did tell you, did tell you, no, no
Is one of you psychic or somethin'? Good lo-o-ord
Cause there's no way you could extort
From me, won't tell you, won't tell you, hell no, hell no, no-o
I won't, I won't
Thought that my lips were tight, I'm so fi-ired
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