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Song Parodies -> "Villain Politeness"
Original Song Title:
"Kill Em with Kindness"
Original Performer:
Selena Gomez
Parody Song Title:
"Villain Politeness"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
A creepy little story of amicable sadism which would've been perfect for the day after Halloween but site non-updates and all grumble grumble...
A pleasant smile upon his face
He'll show it, must show it, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
To lead to his warm embrace
In which you'll be crushed and die in
Got villain politeness, villain politeness
Villain, villain, villain politeness
Villain politeness, villain politeness
It's a trick, it's a trick, it's a trick now
He seems to be so nice, friendly and kind
It's his way to get close to your spine
Then he'll say "sorry" for blood in your eye
That ain't right
He sows confusion, makes you look nuts
When you dare accuse him of evil stuff
Now you're the liar 'cause he's still smiling
Looks so inviting
Villain politeness, villain politeness
Villain, villain, villain politeness
Villain politeness, villain politeness
It's a trick, it's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
I see straight through him, he might go on
To ask how my kids are, his love crayons
No real desire, he's only trying
To feint 'fore knifing
Villain politeness, villain politeness
Villain, villain, villain politeness
Villain politeness, villain politeness
It's a trick, it's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
He'll show it, must show it, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
To lead to his warm embrace
In which you'll be crushed and die in
Got villain politeness, villain politeness
Villain, villain, villain politeness
Villain politeness, villain politeness
It's a trick, it's a trick, it's a trick now
He seems to be so nice, friendly and kind
It's his way to get close to your spine
Then he'll say "sorry" for blood in your eye
That ain't right
He sows confusion, makes you look nuts
When you dare accuse him of evil stuff
Now you're the liar 'cause he's still smiling
Looks so inviting
Villain politeness, villain politeness
Villain, villain, villain politeness
Villain politeness, villain politeness
It's a trick, it's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
I see straight through him, he might go on
To ask how my kids are, his love crayons
No real desire, he's only trying
To feint 'fore knifing
Villain politeness, villain politeness
Villain, villain, villain politeness
Villain politeness, villain politeness
It's a trick, it's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
It's a trick, it's a trick now
To be clear, I'm not mad at the site non-updates, it's a speed-bump to a hobby, I'll survive.
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