-> "Asshole to the Ranger"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing with a Stranger"
Original Performer:
Sam Smith & Normani
Parody Song Title:
"Asshole to the Ranger"
The Lyrics
Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
On a camping trip or on a hike (on a hike)
People don't want a bear to steal their food (steal their food, steal their food)
Don't eat people? Well, how nice for you (nice for you)
I made a point, boy, you sure missed it wide, you missed it wide, you missed it wide
And don't be a liar (be a liar, be a liar)
Can see the baskets that are far from full (far from full)
A bad impression for your son Boo-Boo
Nephew? Young cousin? Dude, I don't care, right, I don't care, right, I don't care, right
Look, the main point is you and your grand theft of food
Oh, Yogi Bear, you're an asshole to the ranger
All he wants you to do is forage for your food
Oh, Yogi Bear, you're an asshole to the ranger
Asshole to the ranger
Nothing that proves wild fruit is out of sight (out of sight)
Getting suspicious, 'specially with that tie (what's with that tie?)
Less a quirk, more of a trophy for you
And where did Boo-Boo get that bow tie, get that bow tie, get that bow tie?
Look, I'm not scared of you, still hate your theft of food
Oh, Yogi Bear, you're an asshole to the ranger
Do what he's asking you, stop stealing people's food
Oh, Yogi Bear, you're an asshole to the ranger
Asshole to the ranger
Asshole to the ranger
Asshole, yeah, yeah, (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
Look, you seem smart, so you (ooh-ooh) must have some ethics, dude (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh, Yogi Bear, you're an asshole to the ranger
You can make traps, but you don't know what's right, do you?
Oh, Yogi Bear, you're an asshole to the ranger
An asshole, an asshole (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
An asshole, an asshole (asshole to the ranger)
An asshole, an asshole (asshole to the ranger)
An asshole, an asshole (asshole to the ranger)
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