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Fake me, no way, this whole thing's bogus
Why would I be lyin'? He's talkin' bollocks

I'd never put that on air, never put those words there
You know I keep things fair online
I'm eager to please, he's so full of sleaze
You really think I'm like this guy?

A fake me, okay? His claims are bogus
Such hate he's compilin', know I'm not for it
Fake me, okay? His words are bogus
Obvious he's lyin', he needs to stop it
Fake me, okay? His lines are bogus
Doesn't match my stylin', just spews out bollocks

Why's he doin' this? I'm no huge celeb
A copycat of mine will find
Few who'll recognise the name of his guise
An odd choice of disguise, I find

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I still want it seen that he is not me (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
My principles are vice-grip tight (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)

A fake me, okay? His posts are bogus (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Wastin' all our time, this net crime is pointless (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Fake me, okay? He's total bogus (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Funny in hindsight, this whole thing's dumb bollocks (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)