The way you strut, you look dumb, dumb
Hahahahahaha
Uh
Looks like nonsense

Claim you're a hip dude, please, I've heard it
Afraid it's not true, a little baseless
You've got it in your head that you're simply the best
And now I must correct
One upside here: it all comes down to one bit
And once that gets scrubbed, you'll be the shit
It's not the way you dress or all the slang you spread
It's all in how you step
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's such a waste of stylish shoe-hoos
You look like a goo-hoof
Can't stand how your gams mo-hoove
I won't strut like you
Because you're lookin' like a foo-hool
Sure, your shades are real cool
I have to let you know the tru-hooth
I won't strut like you
No

Most folks just take steps in base rhythms
Others are groovin' (jam on) to silent artists
But yours are too complex (stop), a few too many steps (ugh)
Broken marionette (that's what you look like, sorry)
The way your left hip pops (gross), that does not look fun
Right hip twists a lot, should be undone
Just like a spool of thread, say goodbye to your leg
And also all your cred
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Nobody follows in your shoe-hoos
Cause you act a goo-hoof
Can't stand how your gams mo-hoove
I won't strut like you (I won't strut like you)
You're always lookin' like a foo-hool
Though your pants are real cool
Afraid you'll have to face the tru-hooth
I won't strut like you

Spread your legs real wide, switch to shimmyin' strides
Don't need to slap your spats when out- or inside
You look like such a prat, ha, a twat
Cause what's your aim again (hahahaha)?
You look dumb now
You, "cool man"? Like, how?
You? Pfft, you've ruined it, wow
Quit, please!

I, I'd hate to be inside your shoes
Look a total goof (the way you're walking)
Can't stand how your gams mo-hoove
I won't strut like you
Yoohoo
Got a thing to show you
Your ass is all over Youtube
I won't strut like you

See all these videos of you-hoo?
"Look At This Weird Goo-hoof"
Can't stand how your gams mo-hoove
I won't strut like you
I know you hate to look the foo-hool
And your hat is real cool
But your pace isn't, that's the tru-hooth
I won't strut like you (strut like you)