I don't ship when I watch TV
Let things play out from scene to scene
So when I see you make your theories
Oh my, here you go
One guy, one girl, they're getting snarky
And not in jest, they're legit angry
So I'm pretty sure they're not to be
Oh my, here you go

You see love in a starter phase
Sat there planning out their big wedding day
While I'm quite sure they're both, to other folks, engaged
You have lost the whole plot

You shouldn't say "When they bicker"
Shouldn't say "When they bicker? That's love"
Never heard a thought dimmer
Never heard a thought dimmer, that's nuts
They bicker, it's true
They bicker each scene
They bicker, argue
They bicker and scream, "They bicker? That's love"?

Three eps in, I must make my call:
They don't like each other at all
If there's subtext, it's real hard to see
Oh my, here you go

Now you've brought out your own webpage
List of "hints" so long, it'd take me days
Found these by yourself? Means no-one else thinks your way
Means a lot, quite a lot

You shouldn't say "When they bicker"
Shouldn't say "When they bicker? That's love"
Stubbornness just grows bigger
Stubbornness just grows bigger, that's nuts
They bicker, that's true
They bicker and seethe
They bicker, argue
They bicker, so mean

So mad and pissy, so them coupled? That's a lark
Violence would be heavy, any ending would be dark
Not one is a cheeky bicker, not at all
No "They bicker? That's love"

You shouldn't say "When they bicker"
Shouldn't say "When they bicker? That's love"
There is no mismatch bigger
There is no mismatch bigger, just none
They bicker, it's true
They bicker like freaks
They bicker, argue
They bicker, don't be "They bicker? That's love"