I thought I'd take a splash, no big swim, just a float
Should've skipped the beers, now I feel like a dope
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm drownin' like a dope
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, no
Need help gettin' back to shore, assess the damage
But between my throws, I'm forced to groan at what I witness

Lifeguards fight for the save, save, save, save (oh-oh)
See who gets the save, save (oh-ho-oh, oh), save, save
I don't care who saves me, why are these dorks
Wrestlin' around on the too-far shore?
Care more 'bout the save, save (ho-oh, ooh-oh), save (ah-ah), save

Some competition for who save the most? That seems insane, yeah, yeah
Overgrown egos destroyin' the swell reason to take this job (yeah)?
Who would have the gall (yeah) to pull that at all (yeah)?
But look at them go, swingin' fists, shocks me to my core
Between each dunkin' wave (yeah), glimpses of the stupid scene (hey)
I would detail what they're sayin' too, yeah (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
But there's not much bein' said (ooh-ooh-ooh), Findin' Nemo seagull stuck on repeat, yeah
From that, you get the gist, yeah-eah-eah
Fisticuffs upon the shore, I'm sure I'd be pissed, yeah-eah-eah
If my focus wasn't forced on gettin' more oxygen

Lifeguards fight for the save, save, save, save (oh-oh)
See who gets the save, save (oh-ho-oh, oh), save, save
Just want to be saved, not much to ask for
Ev'ryone else gawks, still stand on the shore
Cut the crap and save, save (ho-oh, ooh-oh), save (ha-ah), save

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh