I'm not gonna tell a lie:
The only way I grow is wide
But I don't think the way to go
Is only feed me things that grow
You'd think there's a loophole there
'Cause animals grow up, that's fair
But the person in charge knows
And they told me that wouldn't go

So I won't get a steak or real dessert
Somebody help, it's gettin' worse
It's been a few months of nothin' but
Carrots and lettuce and all that stuff
Sure it might deal with my big gut
But it completely isn't fun
Can I just have one small apple pie?
It has some fruit, should be alright, yeah

Green stuff piled upon my plate
Here at home or on a date
It's kinda weird the waiters know
That I can't have à la mode
Because I'd never date the one
Who's stuffing me with all this crud
But still ev'rybody knows
That I can't let myself go

But I want something else that wasn't birthed
Deep in the ground all caked in dirt
I'm sure one piece of meat wouldn't start
A chain reaction that pops my heart
Need more than cabbage in my gut
Perfectly trim now, I do runs
They're only done 'cause I wanna find
Somewhere beyond the watching eye, yeah

I'd like something that can taste nice
Now I don't have a behind that always gets
Stuck in my jeans, it blows
I'd like out this rabbit food life
It's gone past the good taste line a little bit

All I want is some wine and rich desserts
Greasy kebabs with hot sauce squirts
I've paid my dues with this diet farce
Just let me live for a bit, not hard
But ev'ry fast food door gets shut
And ev'ry baker gives me guff
This has gone on for way too much time
Body's in good health, not my mind, yeah

Want a real lunch

I'd like good food, can't I have rice?
Even bread is not for my mouth, what the shit?
Pretty clear that this blows
I'd like out this rabbit food life
Good intentions to start, I think that's all dead
Let me eat cake, this blows
I'd like out this rabbit food life
Hey, yeah-eah, na-na-ah, ha-yeah