Work out this, make haste, or you've sealed poor Robin's fate
Why's this orange like a bell? Answer me
No nerd, jerk, I'm the best, smarter than Harvey Dent
All the clues I've sent is me bein' me
Cause it forces the Batman to wait
'Til he admits that his mind's far from great

Hear me say riddle-diddle with bad puns
When is time like a train whistle? Stumped?
Save the girl? Doubt you can unfurl my whole plot
Riddle-diddle, I won't stop

Light bank heist, here we go, but which bank they'll never know
'Til Bats somehow cracks all my hints
What has branches and leaves and no bark? Think I'll see
That Gotham's Dark Knight's not as smart as he thinks
I'll be sure to drive you up the wall
When I give ol' Gordon a call

And I'll say riddle-diddle, I'm not nuts
I just like to prove I'm number one
Brain will hurt cause you'll never work out my plot
Riddle-diddle, I can't stop

No man wants it, no, but can't stand to lose it, so
Smart duds, green tights, either way, you're not bright

Cause I'll say riddle-diddle, for I must
Once I tried, my whole scheme crashed, it sucked
I deserve more respect, I'll earn it, just watch
Riddle-diddle
Keep goin' riddle-diddle, dawn to dusk
You won't find my lair, Batman, you're dumb
Never learn how Edward Nygma schooled you, think not
Riddle-diddle, when I go riddle-diddle, you'll be stopped