Shoppin's dangerous
And not just because it drains your bucks
I know that the salesmen won't shut up
And jerks in the line all whine 'bout junk
But what's the worst of all?
Is when there's a failure to recall
The location of my friggin' car
The last step's always the worst pa-a-art

Did I leave it on the right
Or on the more left-ish side?
This whole lot is way too wide
It's a loa-oa-oad, this blows

I'm tryna find my car-car-car-ca-ca-car
I've been here for an hour-our-our-ou-ou-our
I'll tear this lot apart-part-part-pa-pa-part
It shouldn't be this hard, dear God, where'd we park?
Hide and seek's never fun-fun-fu-fu-fu-fun
When my legs are numb-numb-nu-nu-nu-numb
And the car can't yell stuff-stuff-stu-stu-stu-stuff
Like hints or "you suck hard", dear God, where'd we park?

I'm not givin' up
If this takes all night, that would be nuts
I thought that I was fastidious
But it seems that I'm oblivious
Car's unique, it's true
It isn't the standard shade of blue
Stickers and logos stuck on its arse
They should stand out, shouldn't be too hard

If this takes all friggin' night
There'd be fewer cars in sight
So my own's easily spied
Such a jo-o-oke, this blows

I've passed by all these cars-cars-cars-ca-ca-cars
Close to the second hour-our-our-ou-ou-our
My brain might fall apart-part-part-pa-pa-part
Why is this so damn hard? Dear God, where'd we park?
I'm carryin' a ton-ton-to-to-to-ton
Of food, this cart sucks-sucks-su-su-su-sucks
One wheel wobbles a bunch-bunch-bu-bu-bu-bunch
I'm screamin' loud and hard, dear God, where'd we park?

Help me out here, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud
You deaf or a dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce?
Said "where'd WE park", bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud
Lend a hand, you dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce

If you would play your part-part-part-pa-pa-part
This wouldn't take three hours-ours-ours-ou-ou-ours
At least push round the cart-cart-cart-ca-ca-cart
This wouldn't be so hard, dear God, where'd we park?
A "we" in there, you dunce-dunce-du-du-du-dunce
Your ass, I wanna punt-punt-pu-pu-pu-punt
But two less eyes would suck-suck-su-su-su-suck
Would make this task too hard, dear God, where'd we park?
Ow!