-> "Withdrawn"
Original Song Title:
"C'Mon"
Parody Song Title:
"Withdrawn"
The Lyrics
It seems li-ike once agai-ain I'm snackin' on my fee-eet
My mouth mo-oves way too fa-ast for my poor brain to kee-eep
Up with e-e'vry bad ji-ibe, none of them made proudly-y
Maybe somewhat proudly-y, n-n-no, not proudly-y
To say you're a total loser
And your face looks like a tumour
Not on the money at all, nope, not on the ball
My words couldn't be cruder
Most of them above PG
But it seems to be bizarrely easy
Snap, taken back just like that, no-one's hurt at all
Least as I can see
Withdra-awn, if you would be so ki-ee-i-ind
And fo-orget all those nasty sni-ee-i-ipes
Let's wi-ipe the whole slate clean toni-ee-i-ight
They're withdra-awn, withdra-awn, withdra-a-a-awn
I'm no-ot gonna try to deny-ee-y-y
That I-I said those words, I won't lie-ee-ie-ie
But I-I'm absolved of them now, bye-ee-ye-ye
They're withdra-awn, withdra-awn, withdra-a-a-a-a-awn
Called you na-ames, mocked your ba-alls, you know that was the sta-art
Of a-a Don Rickl-les style takedown but far more ha-arsh
Yeah, you fe-elt like pure shi-it, but now I say it's a la-ark
Gonna claim it was a la-ark, r-r-retconned as a la-ark
Sure, I said you smelled like a biker
Less brains than a sitcom writer
But it was all in good fun, so put down that fist, bud
Don't kick my bollocks either
Seems you're losin' composure
And I really ain't gettin' closer
To gettin' you to not feud over some old rot
Your rage ain't deserved
Withdra-awn, didn't mean it, that's ri-ee-i-ight
I sto-opped what I did all last ni-ee-i-ight
Take my-y word for it, it's all ri-ee-i-ight
They're withdra-awn, withdra-awn, withdra-a-a-awn
Still no-ot gonna try to deny-ee-y-y
That I-I said some horrible lie-ee-ie-ies
But cau-ause I said so, they'll all die-ee-ie-ie
They're withdra-awn, withdra-awn, withdra-a-a-a-a-awn
Come on, buddy, just believe
Those things I said all last night
Don't matter at all right now
Must have the brains of a cow
To not take the simple hint
That I took them back just now
Said I'm sorry, stupid freak
I'll bet your head's filled with shite
The way you're pissed off right now
The mem'ry of a dumb trout
To not just up and forgive
All those things I said? Gone now
Unwithdra-a-awn
Withdra-awn, I'm regrettin' it, ri-ee-i-ight (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
No, no-ot the insults spewed last ni-ee-i-ight (oh-whoa-oh)
But ho-ow I took them back, that's ri-ee-i-ight
Unwithdra-awn, withdra-awn, withdra-a-a-awn
If o-only you tried to be ni-ee-i-ice (oh-whoa-oh-oh)
Then I-I'd do the same thing in ki-ee-i-ind (oh-whoa-oh)
"Backha-anded"? No, that can't be ri-ee-i-ight
Unwithdra-awn, withdra-awn, withdra-a-a-a-a-awn
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