Parked on curbs, proof you're a jackass
Parked on curbs, one or two wheels popped upon the edge, you prick
You misjudged your closeness, why
Not fix it? Wouldn't take much time
Parked on curbs, parked on curbs

"Well, at least it's not all four
Blocking pathways with my truck
So I think you should shut up!"
You really think that helps? Sure, could've been a huge douche
But instead you're just a prick today
Hell, it's easier to move
When there's less than four, so you suck either way

Parked on curbs, a total jackass, oh-oh-oh-oh
Parked on curbs, I wish you would stop, I recognise you, dick
Same car, same plate ev'ry time
Oh, is this some jerkoff thrill ride?
Parked on curbs, parked on curbs, oh-oh-oh

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