Flinching when it comes, which it will, I know
Not the worst thing but it's still a thing that blows
Know it's gonna come, it's gonna come, it's gonna come
Each video has got a very sim'lar line
Begging all those who found their vid to then subscribe
It's the same old song and dance, same song and dance, same old song

End? Middle? Beginning? It's the same old tripe
The script might be tweaked but there's a baseline
"If you like my stuff, go 'head and smash "Like"
Then you can see more of me all the time!"
Beg for my love, it's a real pathetic sight
Can't lie, gives me weird vibes
All these girls and guys want me to smash "Like"
How will it be, will it be said this time?

Want me to smash "Like" (want me to smash "Like")
Will I smash "Like" (I might smash "Like")?
I might smash "like", oh-oh-oh

Will it be at the start or at the ending part?
Maybe halfway? Just want it to start
'Cause then it'll fade and go away, straight go away

Pretty weird of me to focus on it, right?
I get that, trust me, I've got a freak mind
When I noticed once that they say "smash "Like""
A pattern freak, pattern freak, that's my life
Taking a shot of cheap wine for ev'ry time
That my feed says that line
I'm gonna get drunk, wait, no, I'm smashed, right?
This stupid meme, stupid meme's wrecked my mind

"Like", "Like" (hey), "Like" (yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah)
Tell me "Smash "Like"", "Like", "Like"
Tell me "Smash "Like" ("Like")", "Like" ("Like"), "Like" (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Tell me "Smash "Like" (why's it "smash"?), "Like" (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), "Like"

I get why they need to say that damn line (it sucks)
The more that they reach, the more their views spike (need that line)
You help them get lunch each time you smash "like" (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And other fees, other fees they might find
Hate to be one on that algorithm grind (algorithm grind)
Can't lie, that's a sad life (sad life)
They're still having fun so I'll still smash "like" (gonna smash "Like")
Crap, now I need, now I need (whoo!) some more wine

I'm gonna smash "Like" (like this)
Yes, I will smash "Like" (I'm gonna smash "Like", whoo!)
Gonna smash "Like" (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh, oh-oh, oh
Gonna smash "Like", "Like", "Like"
Gonna smash "Like", "Like", "Like", yeah-eah, yeah
"Like", "Like", "Like", gonna smash "Like", "Like", "Like"
Gonna smash "Like"