I got a problem with your stupid show
I'm not a dummy, won't fall for this, no
You claimin' that you're connected to spirits you've detected
The eyebrow that I've raised means "I don't think so"
Oh-oh, all your symbols are a mishmash
Oh-oh, 'bout six religions, they all clash, you're stupid
Oh-oh, your affected accent sure hurts
You jerk, you're no Roma, doesn't work, lame

You're just a mystic con, need to stop, da-da-dumb
I don't like mystic cons, you should stop cause you suck
A load of bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
Huge load of bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
Oh-oh, oh-oh

If it was free bullshit, I wouldn't mind
But your predictions cost a hefty price
Some awful CG illusions, small numbers at the conclusion
Your ad's a trick, the world should know, know, know, know
Oh-oh, toss your ball into the yard trash
Oh-oh, take off that stupid lookin' dress, it's awful
Oh-oh, your reactions are all rehearsed
You jerk, your bad actin' is the worst, lame

You're such a mystic con, needs to stop, da-da-dumb
An awful mystic con, you should stop cause you suck
A load of bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
It's total bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
Dude, you're a mystic con, that should stop, da-da-dumb
A heinous mystic con, have to stop cause you suck
A load of bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
It's utter bollocks, bollocks, hey

And all the nonsense that you say, say, say
Isn't original, that's lame, lame, lame
Newspaper horoscopes contained, -tained, -tained
The friggin' same words next to the comics
That's how I noticed, lame

The worst damn mystic con, come on, stop, da-da-dumb
A heinous mystic con, you should stop cause you suck
A load of bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
It's Grade-A bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
Know you're a mystic con, which should stop, da-da-dumb
A blatant mystic con, have to stop cause you suck
A load of bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey
Obvious bollocks, bollocks, hey, hey, ey

Need to stop, need to stop, dumb-da-dumb-da-dumb-da-dumb
Please, just stop, please just stop, dumb-da-dumb-da-dumb-da-dumb
Cause you suck, cause you suck, dumb-da-dumb-da-dumb-da-dumb
Really suck, really suck, suck, suck, suck, suck