Shop's only open at a certain time, a certain time
Before then, I'm afraid the doors are locked, yeah, doors are locked
I'll fetch the keys at only five to nine, yeah, five to nine
It's not that hard to grasp, must ask one small question

As you stand outside, screamin' "OPEN!!!", I
Wonder if you'd stop to refill your lungs
Cease the glares on me, take a sec to read
And you might find written on the door sign
Clearly-written door sign
Our openin' and close times
"You can't have missed it" is an easy line, a cliché line
But still, why?
Can't you read the door sign?
Read the bloody door sign

The same rigamarole occurs at night, occurs at night
Same doors are locked, two employees remain, yeah, two remain
The P.O.S. is off, but one's outside, yeah, one's outside, yeah
Claimin' he wants "one thing", a hot load of bullshit

Should've planned your time a bit better, I'm
Sorry (not that much), but I can't unlock
The doors cause, you see, take the time to read
While there's still light shinin' on the door sign
Right there on the door sign
Our openin' and close times
Don't make a scene, just simply recognise, yeah, recognise
You've failed time, always check the door sign
Each time, read the bloody door sign
Door sign, door sign, door sign, door sign
Door sign, door sign, god

Ev'ry single friggin' shift, I find there will be that type
Of obnoxious customer who will thump
On the glass and scream "OPEN UP FOR ME!!!"
And with rolled eyes
I point at the door sign
Clearly written door sign
Openin' and close times
They're even underlined
"No Exceptions" in bold type
Threat of arrest tends to get them in flight, yeah, flight beats fight
But next time, they'll still miss the door sign