Tap, tap sounds a-plenty
I hear somethin' in my ceilin'
But I've got no attic, yeah

Freaky, really bugs me, I can't find shit
But there's somethin' up there, please stay beside me
Cause I want your own opinion ('fraid so, 'fraid so, 'fraid so)
Need some proof that I'm not crazed
Crazy, sure that's not me, I'm not lyin' (my damn roof is haunted, bud)
But to say I'm a bit freaked is put mildly
Hearin' knocks from where there is naught
But a claustrophobic space

Look, it's spooky, don't care if I sound silly
If it turns out it's really a raccoon, you can tell me
But I don't think that that's it, there's no way that one could fit
There's no wood to be rotten, it's solid brick, so stop it
Afraid the only option is that a ghost is lurkin'
It's not a leaky faucet, I wrenched them all tight, learn it
I know what dropped water sounds like, tons I've heard it
The sounds are more a chunk, like a thunk when you hurt shit
Tap sounds a-plenty
They stick in my brain like a song from Jenny
Not a rock, I'm more jelly
Other folks have been jerks cause they think it's sketchy

Noises tend to bug me, I don't like it
Must be somethin' up there, please stay beside me
If I block your own opinion ('fraid so, 'fraid so, 'fraid so)
Then I'll cop to bein' crazed
Crazy, hope that's not me, won't be lyin' (my damn roof is haunted, bud)
Have to say I'm kinda freaked, that's put mildly
Hearin' knocks from where there is naught
Barely air, such a cramped space

Not walls creakin' cause my foundations are safe
Founda-foundations are safe, found-foundations are safe, uh
Not somethin' on top of the roof, that's insane
Roof? That's insane, roof-roof? That's insane-sane
Check out my cam'ra network
My rooftop's calm and chill, there's a spec-spec-spectre
Makin' knocks cause up there is naught
Else that could make those sounds, mate
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, too flat (there's a ghost makin' sounds, mate)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for a cat (phantom ghost makin' sounds)
Can't blame a little cat, little cat, mate (gho-ghost makin' sou-gho-gho-ghost makin' sounds, mate)
Does that give you joy to make me look crazed?

Creepy, more than bugs me, nothin's hidin' (snap your trap, sna-my damn roof is haunted, bud)
Up there that would make poor me filled with fright, please (snap-snap-snap your trap, sna-sna-snap your trap)
Said I want your own opinion (snap-snap-snap-snap-sna-sna-snap, 'fraid so, 'fraid so, 'fraid so)
Cause I know that I sound crazed
Crazy, swear that's not me, but you're tryin' (snap your trap, sna-sna-my damn roof is haunted, bu-)
On my patience, yes, I'm freaked, that's put mildly (snap your trap, snap-snap your trap)
You're obnoxious with your blatant sceptic crap (sna-sna-snap your trap, snap your trap, sna-sna-)
Be a believer

Quit with that, quit with that, quit with that crap (snap your trap, snap your trap, snap your trap, snap-sna-sna-)
Q-Quit with that, quit with that, quit with that, be a believer (snap your trap, snap your trap, snap your trap, sna-sna-sna-sna-)
True that scepticism's a good thing (snap your, snap your, snap-snap your, snap your, sna-sna-)
But all your points have been proven to be pure bullshit (snap-snap-snap-snap)
Be a believer
Snap your trap, sna-sna-my damn roof is haunted, bud (be a believer)
Snap your trap, snap-snap your trap (quit with that crap, be a believer)
Sna-sna-snap your trap, my damn roof is haunted, bud (be a believer)
'Fraid so, 'fraid so, 'fraid so (be a believer, quit with that crap, be a believer)

Tap, tap sounds a-plenty
I hear somethin' in my ceilin'
I'm aware it's rainin', yeah
Pal of mine, you a genius, you diggin' me?

Man, I feel like a clown
Cause, you know, I've been far from fair, my sanity was at stake
I swore you were a shame, a fraud, a dud
What was I talkin' 'bout?
Cause it's been revealed I'm a fool