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Song Parodies -> "Kryptonian"
Original Song Title:
"Titanium"
Original Performer:
David Guetta feat. Sia
Parody Song Title:
"Kryptonian"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my "Shine Brighter Supplemental" self-challenge. Just a little song about Superman. Enjoy!
I'm flying high
And ev'rybody knows my face
Put glasses on, don't know me much
Beat up bad guys, and all their bullets ricochet
You do wrong, I'll beat you up
My tights are blue, my eyes are too
I've got a cape, a red cape
On my chest, I've got an "S"
Some people say it's bad taste
But it's something that's from my home
I am Kryptonian
My fam'ly crest from long ago
I am Kryptonian
On the town
I report for the Daily Planet
Jim Olsen's kind of a schmuck
I see Toyman and Luthor hurting dudes
Miles away, I've gotta run
Stronger than you, and faster too
Call me an ace, shy away
Super-breath is kinda meh
Stop jackanapes ev'ry day
Not one to go for glory, no
I am Kryptonian
When I get low, I think of home
I am Kryptonian
I am Kryptonian
I am Kryptonian
So strong, make Zod run
And I'll make Lois Lane blush
I'm fast, can't kick Flash's arse
But when I'm low, I think of home
I am Kryptonian
Kind of got blown up, that I know
I am Kryptonian
I send my foes to Phantom Zone
If they're Kryptonian
Earth's now my home, but I still know
I am Kryptonian
I am Kryptonian
And ev'rybody knows my face
Put glasses on, don't know me much
Beat up bad guys, and all their bullets ricochet
You do wrong, I'll beat you up
My tights are blue, my eyes are too
I've got a cape, a red cape
On my chest, I've got an "S"
Some people say it's bad taste
But it's something that's from my home
I am Kryptonian
My fam'ly crest from long ago
I am Kryptonian
On the town
I report for the Daily Planet
Jim Olsen's kind of a schmuck
I see Toyman and Luthor hurting dudes
Miles away, I've gotta run
Stronger than you, and faster too
Call me an ace, shy away
Super-breath is kinda meh
Stop jackanapes ev'ry day
Not one to go for glory, no
I am Kryptonian
When I get low, I think of home
I am Kryptonian
I am Kryptonian
I am Kryptonian
So strong, make Zod run
And I'll make Lois Lane blush
I'm fast, can't kick Flash's arse
But when I'm low, I think of home
I am Kryptonian
Kind of got blown up, that I know
I am Kryptonian
I send my foes to Phantom Zone
If they're Kryptonian
Earth's now my home, but I still know
I am Kryptonian
I am Kryptonian
I went through several ideas for this parody. First it was Vibranium, then Aquarium, then Adamantium, now it's Kryptonian. Just so ya know. Also, the "S" is a family crest according to the Christopher Reeve movies, which was folded back into the comics. Yeah.
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