When you're filled with dread, fallin' apart
Villains are roudy, roudy
Pullin' a joke, Boomerang's here
Luthor's actin' naughty, naughty
Can't run awa-ay, cause they'll be cha-asin' you, ooh-ooh-ooh
Don't be disheartened now, okay
Don't you be weepin', weepin'
Cause in a Flash, there'll be a light
Green it'll be beamin', beamin'
Lantern will ra-ace into the fra-ay for you, ooh-ooh-ooh
Batman with his hoo-ook line
Wonder Woman ropes 'em u-up tight
Then Superman's dual-wieldin' stree-eet lights
To wail on that robot du-ude, ooh-ooh-ooh

"Save me!" (hey)
That's what folks keep screamin' (hey)
But Aquaman's right there reelin' (hey)
Bad guys in like trout
Know when you're in need, call the Justice League
Buddy (hey)
There's Martian Manhunter (hey)
Morphin' into a great monster (hey)
There's dudes to knock out
Know when you're in need, call the Justice League

And don't you frown if you feel like
That your home city, city
Won't get the League over in time
But that thought's silly, silly
Could take all da-ay a-listin' teamma-ates, it's true-ue, ooh-ooh-ooh
From Steel to Shini-in' Knight
From Doctor Fate to Docto-or Li-i-ight
Could send Hawk and Dove, Fi-ire a-and Ice
Whoever's the best for you-ou, ooh-ooh-ooh

So crazy (hey)
Roster leaves me reelin' (hey)
But unsafe I won't be feelin' (hey)
When the call's sent out
Know when you're in need, call the Justice League
Oh, buddy, oh (hey)
Whether Captain Atom (hey)
Or Metamorpho, they'll smash 'em (hey)
All those evil louts
Know when you're in need, call the Justice League

Got weather problems? You'll get the Red Tornado
Know when you're in need (oh-oh-oh), call the Justice League
You need precision? Then you'll get the Green Arrow
Know when you're in need (oh-oh-oh-oh), call the Justice League
Watch for Booster Gold, oh-oh-oh
Great spread of powers, savin' ev'ryone you know
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-oh

Oh, you're crazy-y-y (hey)
If you're a big villain (sorry, dude, means you're stupid) (hey)
And think you'll get away with it (ee-yeah-eah-eah) (hey)
Oh-ooh, you'll soon be knocked out
Know when you're in need, call the Justice League (just call the Justice League)
Buddy (ee-yeah-ee-yeah) (hey) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Don't be such a dipshit (yeah-ee-yeah) (hey) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Your skull will have huge dents in it (hey) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Have fun fallin' down (oh-oh-oh)
Know when you're in need (oh-oh-oh), call the Justice League
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Know when you're in need (oh-oh-oh), call the Justice League
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Know when you're in need (oh-oh-oh), call the Justice League