I look like a mutt
I've got hair coverin' all of me
From my brow down to my tootsie-ies
It's so long and stuff
That my vision's blocked, can't see shit now
Do me a favour, shave me now

Please shave me now

I have been tripped up
By my long hair so many times, it grates
On me, this Yeti look ain't grea-eat
I feel like a schmuck
Don't know how my follicles grew down
So be a pal and shave me now

Shave me now
Please shave me now
Shave me now
Just shave me now
Hair's grown down
Down to the ground
Shave me now

It's a hairy rug
Though I could cosplay as Cousin It
Won't hide the fact I can't see shi-it
Fire hazard, bud
With the slighest spark I could burn down
That's why you need to shave me now

Please shave me now

See me frown
Wait, can't now
Hair falls down
Shave me now

Get a razor, bud
Or some scissors or a pair of shears
And get rid of my mangy bea-eard
And the rest, good luck
Cause it's no fun here in Hairball Town
So stop the stares and shave me now

Being hairy sucks
Long hair and a ponytail is fine
But this damn long is just not ri-ight
Can't explain it, bud
How it got this long, I don't know how
But who cares, please just shave me now

Please shave me now
Just shave me now
I don't know how
Might be cursed now

Too long now
Just shave me now
Don't know how
Don't matter now
Long and brown
Looks freaky now
Can't see now
So shave me now