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Song Parodies -> "In a Shark"

Original Song Title:

"In the Dark"

Original Performer:

Camila Cabello

Parody Song Title:

"In a Shark"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you were swallowed by a shark, what would you do?
Have to face it, stop tryin' hard to escape it
You won't make it, take it from someone who knows
Jumpin', jumpin', jumpin', jumpin'
Up and then down won't work, been tested
Jumpin', jumpin', a waste of strength
Better sit down and be digested, yeah

You can yell at me that it's not hopeless
That I should stop mopin' and I'm bogus
Just watch and you'll show me
You're gonna show me
But I say you're still wastin' your action
Just makin' you tired in your panic
You're not gonna show me

We're stuck here in a shark, right, right
The end is pretty dark, right, right
I know you wanna get out quick 'cause you wanna show
The stupid thing who's boss, I know, right, right, right
But we're stuck in a shark

Been ingested, it is weird we're still whole, was it toothless?
I don't get it, both of us should be chewed up
Gummin', gummin', gummin', gummin' (oh-oh-oh-oh)
By all accounts, it doesn't make sense (makin' none)
Gummin', gummin', my brain just clicked (my brain)
But don't make sounds like it changes things now

'Cause I say our situation's hopeless
Just because we're whole means squat, I know this
You can't just ignore me
Shouldn't ignore me
I've made peace with all of my failed actions
All the things you're tryin', made cracks at them
And they ended poorly

So we're stuck in a shark, right, right (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I know you're tryin' hard, right, right
But up-throat climbin'? You'll just slip right back down, it's gross
No gag reflex, ask how I know, right, right, right
We'll stay stuck in a shark

Sorry, no-one likes pessimists
Sorry, they prefer hope to hold on, that's gone
I said sorry, no way for us to leave
Sorry, we are fish, this is our lot

Just trust me, we will stay in a shark, right, right
I know it sounds real harsh, right, right
But would you rather end up in some weird human's home (weirdo human's home)
Where they treat you like a dumb dope (no)? Right, right, right, yeah
I'm fine stuck in a shark

Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah, ha-ah, ho-oh-oh (happy stuck in a shark)
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah, ha-ah, ho-oh-oh (digested in a shark)
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah, ha-ah, ho-oh-oh (I'm not weird, it's a shark)
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah, ha-ah, ho-oh-oh (can't get out of a shark)

...important caveat, what would you do if you were a fish that got swallowed by a shark? Note to self: use "caveat" in a parody. Also, security code? This parody's about aquatic nonsense. Why are you EWE? Get with the program!

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