Anyone who's walkin' down this alleyway
And you've got some cash, then please check out my stuff
You couldn't find these bargains any other place
Why is it dirt cheap? Well, it fell off a truck

Yes, it fell off a truck
It fell right off a truck
Fell off a passing truck
Yes, it fell off a truck

Buddy, come and check out my bargains
Can't you trust a feller this charmin'
Come in the evenin' or mornin'
Won't find anything here that is borin', borin'
No, nothing's worth snorin'
I got this little thing for your chorin'
How does it work, it's like magic
No, it's not a vacuum with a mop tied to it
No, this is not me schemin'
This is genuine, it just needs some cleanin'
Give it a whirl, you'll see I'm not lyin'
You use this and the chore time will go flyin'
No, buddy, I'm not a scammer, want to help you out
The stuff I sell all works like I say, without a doubt
And they won't cost sixty bucks

Do you want to buy it, it'll make your day
A pre-release bargain, like all of my stuff
How'd I get my hands on it, that I hear you say
My secret, I'll tell you: it fell off a truck

Yes, it fell off a truck
It fell right off a truck
Fell off a passing truck
Yes, it fell off a truck

Buddy, you can trust me, try this gizmo
Sign your name on this line then you'd best go
I'll move streets in a week, though
Because this might be a bit illegal, yes
Meantime, this doodad's a real dime
Don't really know what it does, but it is light
A button's here, you'll find out in your own time
I'm sure it will not blow you up, that'd be wild
Watcha wanna pay for this thingo?
Maybe five, maybe ten, it'll be low
Pay fifteen and I'll throw in this free gizmo
It dusts your shelves while playin' "In The Ghetto"
Yes buddy, a real bargain, won't have to go to town
And pay a stupid price, and to think all this I found
Falling off deliv'ry trucks

Hurry up and buy it, must be on my way
Breakin' street dates make all the cops rough you up
So hide it in your jacket and then run away
I'm in trouble from the guys who drive those trucks

This is mega bargain

Bargain!
Bargain!
Won't you buy (bargain)
When, I get out of jail
I'm, havin' a big sale
This, dealie removes nails
This, thing can detect hail (bargain)
Must-must flog-flog my-my shit-shit
I guarantee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee, all of it's cheap-cheap
I found it all-all, dumped on the street
By trucks that can't deal with roads, bumpy (bargain)
I'll sell it, the cheapest, direct to, you
My profit, is not big, I'll take it (bargain)
I've had this racket since my late teens
Don't think I could do business legitimately-mately

Buy my crap (bargain)