Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

I've never been so bored, god, think my legs are numb
Would make it hard to leave here, but it seems I'm stuck
Ooh-ooh, to be honest, buddy, bein' unremovable
Ooh-ooh, no huge problem, buddy, this film's rather beautiful
But to still be honest, wish this was on Netflix
Cause then we could pause it to stretch and get loose

I don't really think much of the run time
I don't really think it needs to go
To the brink of noticin' I've grown hair
Coulda cut a couple scenes, you know
This ain't some arthouse nonsense
Action schlock, that's fine
But I just don't think much of the run time
No, I just don't think it needs to go
That long, bad run time

Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

Ooh-ooh, this looks like the wrap-up, but it's just illusional
Ooh-ooh, think my hips have cramped up, no longer that movable (ah-ah)
As they both used to be (what they used to be) before this damn movie (before this movie)
But to start a-stretchin' (can't start a-stretchin') would just look real rude, oy

What's the deal with this damn movie's run time?
What's the deal with how long it must go?
What could be left? Story's goin' nowhere
Dealt the villain a decisive blow
He's been decapitated
Burnt to ashes, fine
There's no reason for the excess run time
There's no reason for the length, it blows
Unneeded run time, mate

On it goes, on it goes, on it goes
I liked it at first but my ratin' goes down
Watch it go, watch it go, watch it go
Each beautiful scene has been forgotten now
Ass is numb, brain is slush, kinda fear
I might have to steal other people's snacks there
Cause I need sustenance, it's not fair
Damn my need to not quit here

Who decided on this stupid run time?
Who decided that nothin' could go?
Lots of plot threads that have ended nowhere
Don't tell me they're comin' soon, just don't
Because I don't care 'bout them
This editor's shite
Cause they looked at the resultant run time (I-yeah-ee-yeah)
Cause they looked and failed to say "Hell no!" (ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah, buddy)
Terrible run time
Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah (run time) (ooh-ooh-whoo-ooh-ooh)
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah (plain awful run time)
Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah (yeah-ee-eah-ee)
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah (some characters were pointless)
Actors still paid, right (buddy)
Someone should've known about the run time
Someone should've pulled out a veto (blows, oy)
Upon the run time

Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah
This awful run time, terrible run time
Blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah