Ay
It's annoyin', don't butt in to all my
All my conversations, you don't know jack
I'll tell you right here, you don't have a clue
About anythin' ever in the world, you know what I'm sayin'?
You think that you're such a smart swot
In reality, you're an absolute clot
Your contributions have no worth

(Hey, hey, yeah) We're ta-alkin' 'bout our bu-usted car (that's right)
(Yeah, okay, yeah) You thi-ink you know you ca-an help, bu-ut (hey, hey, hey, yeah)
(See, yeah) Your ti-ips, you see, they won't help at all (go, hey)
All the things you know (you know), come fro-om your bu-utt (will you ever get it?)

You're never right (Nay!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
You wanna help out with somethin'
But you ain't right (No!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
Things you know add up to nothin' (sum total: nothin')
You're never right (Nay!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
You think the car will go faster
By addin' stripes (No!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay (no, that's not gonna work, stupid)
And makin' the paint redder (is your brain numb?)
See, you're never right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Not right (Nay!)
Not right (No!) (Please just shut up)
Nope, you're never right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Not right (Nay!)
Not right (No!) (You're not helpin', clamp that mouth up)
Yep, you're never right

Hey
Please do us a favour, mate, and shut your trap with no delay
We're after a solution, we've already played the blamin' game
Always gettin' in the way, like when we tried to bake some cake
You cranked the timer all the way which set the whole kitchen aflame
No need for you to plead your case, your plans are kind of insane
Not gonna fix the Xbox by bangin' it in a Fonzie way
We're makin' mashed potatos, could you lose that hammer right away?
Listen, we're okay, your help makes our progress go down the drain
Proved you'd never be right that time we lost our keys at Nathan's place
You were so careless, mate, as you flung all kinds of things right in our face
Over your shoulder's not the way, you don't know where it's goin', mate
Don't know that? Well, you should, you friggin' broke most ev'rythin' that day
Most of it Nathan's, can't remember? There's your friggin' problem, mate
One of 'em, anyway, you never learn from all of your mistakes
Now put away that knife, how is that gonna help us strip this paint?
You wanna help? Then go away before you screw up more today!

(Hey) You try-y to help, won't wo-ork a jot (That's right)
(Yeah, okay, yeah) Cause you're-ou're a dope, an u-utter clo-ot (hey, hey, hey, yeah)
(See, yeah) That wre-ench, you see, it won't help at all (go, hey)
We're tryin' to blow (you blow), up a-a footba-all (yeah, okay)

You're never right (Nay!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
Try to say you went to college
But you ain't right (No!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
Yeah, you're not showin' your knowledge
You're never right (Nay!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
If that degree is pure bollocks
In that case, I (No!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
Owe Steve five bucks, he called it
Since you're never right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Not right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Nope, you're never right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Not right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Yep, you're never right

No, the floor has to be polished with a bucket and a mop, you git
A squeegee if you're fancy, put away the vacuum cleaner, twit
We're countin' change, please don't weigh in, cause countin' skills, you're lackin' in
Don't smash the pig, we need that to hold cash, think for a little bit!
Will you ever catch on to it, the fact your "help" turns things to shit
Accumulated so much fail, are you forgetful or just thick?
You've not learned this by now, I'd be surprised if I had not called it
Tried cleanin' window panes with tiny bars of soap, you're such a ditz
Your helpin' leads to broken things, you scarper 'fore the blame is pinned
You did wrong, but it's low you escape while we fix the mess you did
Sure your mind's in the right, since helpin' others is the decent thing
To do, but what you need to know is, to be frank, you're shit at it
Your heart may be in the right place but you lack in ability
Don't trust you with the dishes, last time ended terribly
You never listen to advice, keep on truckin'
You're glue-stickin' the wooden shelves to the wall, think next time, please!

(Hey) Please sto-op to think, you go-o too far (That's right)
(Yeah, okay, yeah) You bro-oke my nose cleani-in' my ca-ar (hey, hey, hey, yeah)
(See, yeah) Could you-ou please leave, you're bein' an arse (go, hey)
Drop that garden hose (no hose), it's a-a stuck ja-ar (yeah, okay)

You're never right (Nay!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
Turn ev'ry job into capers
Cause you ain't right (No!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
Runnin' from folks cause you failed, brah
You're never right (Nay!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
That guy wanted a hedge trimmer
What's in your mind (No!) Ay-ay ay-ay ay-ay
To bust out the flamethrower
Wow, you're never right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Not right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Nope, you're never right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)
Not right (Nay!)
Not right (No!)

You're overdoin' anythin' you do
Like shinin' your shoes
Don't need a ton of varnish, just a towelette will do
One time your schtick was funny, but it's not goin' awaaaaaay-ay-ay-ay-ay-
You say good feedback will save ya (ah-oh)
Stop with the lyin' (ah-oh)
You're a pariah (ah-oh)
And so we're signin' (signin')
A restrainin'
Order, right on
So you won't mess up our odd jobs
Cause you ain't ri-ight (ain't ri-ight)
Not ri-ight (not ri-ight)
Broken half this city
Think you're helpin', but you ain't right (ain't ri-ight)
Not ri-ight (not ri-ight)
Can't fix a toaster with a spoon
Man, you're never right (ain't ri-ight)
Not ri-ight (not ri-ight)
Make things worse, you do
Cause you're never ri-ight
Not ri-i-hight
Why aren't you stoppin'?

Boy, you ain't right (ain't ri-ight, ain't ri-ight)