I've never bee-ee-een one for shoote-er games, man
Except for the-e-ese, the wars fought fo-or Lyla-at
Ho-ow that is, du-u-ude, I've no clue-ue at a-all
I get my fi-i-ill of shooting e-evil dudes
With lase-e-er gu-uns and smart bo-ombs that go boo-oo-oo-oom
I'll play for wee-ee-eeks
And only lea-eave to eat a snack or somethi-ing

When there's trouble brewing 'round
Who's the one they call to quash it do-o-o-own?
That would be Fo-ox McClou-ou-oud
On the floor I'm laying right do-own
Watching Gen'ral Pepper calling ou-ou-ou-out
He's calling Fo-ox McClou-ou-oud

Falco's a-a je-erk, you've gotta save hi-im though
Cause that wi-ill unlo-o-ock a diff'rent path to-o go
Bosses will su-u-uck if you don't sa-ave Slippy
All Peppy's good fo-o-or is that ince-essant me-e-e-eme

To be perfectly fair now
In this franchise, I've never branched ou-out
Just the one Fo-ox McClou-oud
Lylat Wars, that's all I've played no-ow
Star Fox 64 to you, I've fou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound
Should try more Fo-ox McClou-oud

Adventures, Assault and Co-o-omma-and
Haven't even got the first o-o-one
The SNES o-o-o-o-one

Maybe I should try them out
But I've heard the gameplay's diff'rent no-o-o-ow
A diff'rent ki-ind of, kind of Fo-ox McClou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-oud

And I heard the reboot's out
Got a diff'rent control set-up no-ow (new arra-ay of butto-o-ons)
Controls for Fo-ox McClou-oud (buttons for Fo-ox McClou-ou-oud)
Why'd I even bring this up no-ow (why'd I even bring it u-up)?
I don't have the consoles for them no-ow (I don't have them at a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-all)
Wasted chorus, wo-ow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Back to button-mashing now (smashing that A-button no-o-o-o-o-o-ow)
Making that Andross guy go kablo-ow (stupid mo-onkey Andro-o-o-o-o-o-oss)
Revenge for Ja-ames McClou-oud (that dead guy, Dad gu-u-uy)
Gonna check the settings quick no-ow (this'll only take a ti-i-i-i-i-ic)
See if I can mute that Slippy, o-ow (shut that fro-og up no-o-ow)
Worst part of this no-ow (no lie-ie-ie-ie)

One day might check the-e rest out
But I'm happy with the-e one game no-ow
I'll blow things u-up as, up a-as Fox McClou-oud