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Song Parodies -> "Lost My Train of Thought"

Original Song Title:

"Drop It Like It's Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Lost My Train of Thought"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when you wanna tell a friend something but you can't recall a thing about what you were gonna say? This dude has. Enjoy!
Cluuuuuuuuuuueless
Cluuuuuuuuuuueless

Had a thing to say, it's gone, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
Was important, I swear to ya, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
And so you're gonna have to help me, dude, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
I'm gonna need a soundin' board, figure out my lost thought
I might ramble so please, if you feel the need, don't yawn (uh)

Was it pipe tubes, was it ice cream
Was it wild tunes, what was my screed?
Smarts have abandoned us, at least mine has, though
If you can't help, your brain's in question, bro
I'm thinkin' it had to do with frog's legs
Was it serious or totally pointless?
Had it memorised, true, but it just up and fled
Bet it was vital info that failed to embed
Always seems to be how this always works for me
I forget important shit so some help here would be neat
How? Throw lots of random topics out, did it involve first-aid kits?
Or banana splits?
Gonna work together to work out just what was it
Tryna think about it, wait a second
Was it cats? Nah, that's just silly
This would be easier if I lacked ADD

My brain is like a sieve, man, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
Had a message to give to ya, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
But like a cockatiel, it up and flew, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
We've got nothin' else goin' on, help me track my lost thought
Was it late-night TV-related? No, I think not (hmm)

Was it hamsters? No, can't be that
Would've recalled instantly that one fact
You got a pen, man? Was hopin' we could write
Down ev'ry possible idea, check 'em off, right
Know it isn't clay or sleighs or grapes or bait or braids
I kinda hope that this won't take us all day
Dude, was it, was it bumblebees?
S-H-double-O-T, I guess N-O-T
So frustratin' the failin's that we're both makin'
Checked off pesticides and tradin' and all kinds of skatin'
I'm sure that it was quite important, right
Thought not apocalypse-level or some shite (no)
I used to like riddles, but this one is fickle
Soon we'll fill up the room with our failed thought scribbles
So far ruled out pickles, dog whistles and man-nipples
Should've been quick, man, assumed this would be simple

I can't think of that thing, man, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
It's a mystery, I tell ya, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
It makes me feel like I'm a total fool, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
But I'm not givin' up, hell nah, gonna find my lost thought
Though if you quit on me, I won't be surprised at all

Was it sex toys? No way, that's just gross
Not a topic that's shared between bros
May just give up, I'm at a loss
Might play some Mario Kart
If we don't force it, it might come nat'rally
Dibs on Yoshi, bro, not gonna beat me
Oh, you think you're tough? Put it to the test, man
Bowser's Castle, I will make you regret that
Racin' through, way ahead of you
You slipped and you're dyin' in the lava goo
Wasn't wise to challenge me, it's true
Watchin' you fry, dude, reminds me of a thing, dude
Wait a tic, dude, breakthrough, that's it, dude
The message was "the house is on fi-ire", just clicked, dude
That would explain the burnt smell too
Where did you go? Waitin' for a high-five, douche

Well, I guess I got that solved, got it, I recalled
Got it, I recalled, got it, I recalled
It was simpler than I thought, dude, got it, I recalled
Got it, I recalled, got it, I recalled
Why the hell are you on the phone, you douche? Got it, I recalled
Got it, I recalled, got it, I recalled
I'm hearin' ambulance alarms, fine, a point you have got
Quicker thinker than me, think I'll collapse on the spot

Stuuuuuuuuuuupid
Stuuuuuuuuuuupid

I think this is one of the few times that I've added a syllable where there was once a pitch change (in this case that would be the opening and ending "Snooooooooooo-oop"). Also I've been sorta keeping a buffer the last few days which initially gave me three days to write this one, but I had a brainwave for the last verse so it only took two. Extra day to write the next one, then!

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