Okay
You can take the constant "Leave now!"'s you've been doin'
Shove 'em right back inside your suitcase, I won't vacate this here hotel room, alright?
It's my choice (oooooh whoo!)
You can say this hotel's doomed
Okay with this hotel's doom
Not bothered by hotel's doom
Can deal with this hotel's doom

The curses that you portend that's all part of this hotel's doom
Been barely a problem, don't care about this hotel's doom
The ghosts that have been hauntin' ev'ry one of this hotel's rooms
Have so far avoided me, I'm fine with this hotel's doom
I love this hotel, no hell will make me split (hey!)
Real comfy hotel, those hells won't make me split (hey!)
A creepy hotel, real hell, I still won't split (hey!)
Paid for this hotel, no hell will make me split (oooooh whoo!)

There's lots of creepy stuff (uh-huh)
Huge bloody ghosts, real blood from the pipes, that icky stuff
That's nasty (hahahaha) but you can just buy
Bottled stuff, right? So whatever, don't mind (whatever, don't mind)
Claim the guests all end up in a pie
The same ones that they serve all day and night
Could be a fright, though I'm the healthy type
Don't hanker for flesh, right (hahahaha)
I'm stayin', won't leave, that nasty and gruesome stuff won't affect my relaxin' mood
True, it's true, give it a try, dude
This bed's plush as can be, you'll see that I won't lose sleep
It's a cinch to ignore the gore when there's mints galore, can't hurt (whoo!)

The horrors don't mean jackshit to me inside my hotel room
Psyche won't get damaged, no flayed soul from the hotel's doom
A blind eye to the madness thanks to this real plush hotel room
I won't scream and panic, I don't fear any hotel doom
You say this hotel's from hell? Not gonna split
A real cursed hotel? Like hell I'm gonna split
Claim that this hotel's from hell? Won't make me split
Demonic hotel? Like hell I'll up and split (oooooh whoo!)

Tons of bodies in the hotel lobby? Don't care, I'm in my room like snooze
Tell me when Cthulhu's found, might have to check that out
An eldritch horror? I'm down, ooh
And I'm sorry, what's with the screed that I'm bound to stay? Unlikely
Not my first visit, the view is lovely (haha) and the wine sure has body (whoo!)
Okay, the walls leak real nasty, I think it's blood, doesn't do it that often, dude
True, it's true, don't care about spooks
All the workers are sweet, they treat me like a king, see
Could be zombies, a horde of corpses but they clean floors, can't hurt (whoo!)

You've listed all that's hauntin' the halls and all the hotel's rooms
Not really my problem, not dead yet from the hotel's doom
Has your fancy tech spotted any lingerin' hotel doom
On me? No? Then stop it, let me enjoy my hotel room
Survived this hotel's pure hell, not gonna split
None of this hotel's gross hell hit me, won't split
Cheap but plush hotel's from hell? Don't care, won't split
My fav'rite hotel, like hell you'll make me split (oooooh whoo!)

I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, zombies? Not hurt me, get lost
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, bloody stains? Not hurt me, piss off
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, walls bleed? Not hurt me, get lost
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, long pork pies? Not hurt me, piss off
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, rare demons? Not hurt me, get lost
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, ghostly leavin's? Not hurt me, piss off
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, pure evil? Not hurt me, get lost
I love it, ay-oh-ay-oh-ay, full-charge TV? Now I am pissed off
Check, please!