Ju-ust wa-anted some real ni-ice food
No-ot ha-ard, or so you would think
Be-ecau-ause you've screwed up my-y food
Ru-ui-ined my pe-erfect da-ay
What is the pro-oblem? It isn't co-old, man
Nor is it too-oo hot, temp'rature's okay
No problems with ho-ow the salad turned ou-out, man
Didn't dre-ench it in dressin', that's grea-eat

What you di-id do to my poo-oor foo-ood
Is so much worse than tha-at, I fea-ear
Just taste it, you-ou'll find
Somethin' missi-in' there
See? It's not salted
That's way worse than a hai-ee-ai-air

It's not a jo-oke, see
Because you to-old me
You'd guarantee I'd get complete satisfactio-o-on
But I'm not ha-appy
It seems that you lied to me-e
Now I'm really pissed o-off

I want fre-esh food, a refu-und too-oo
Excuses, I don't wa-ant to hea-ear
Should've got i-it right
The first time, ca-an't bear
To have unsalted food, it's sinful, I swea-ee-ea-ear

I want salt right now, givin' you this gla-are
Get the owner if you're gettin' sca-a-ared
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah

Taste this bla-and food, that should be-e proo-oof
That at your job, you ju-ust don't ca-are (dare you to have a ta-a-aste)
You're not the che-ef, fine
Should've yelled ba-ack there
That I want salted food, this plain isn't fa-ee-a-a-a-are
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You will ge-et sued (yes, you'll be-e su-u-ued)
You'll be so-o scre-ewed (oh-oh)
Lose your bus'ness cause you-ou don't ca-are (you'll get shut down toda-ay)
What's that? I shou-ould find (woah-oh-oh-oh)
Salt shakers ri-ight there (oh-ooh-oh-oh)
Upon my table, weren't there before, I swea-ee-ea-ear

You should've to-old me
That they were there, still pee-eeved
I guess I'll shuffle off