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Song Parodies -> "Pots"

Original Song Title:

"Shots"

Original Performer:

LMFAO ft. Lil Jon

Parody Song Title:

"Pots"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If there's three things everyone knows about Link, it's that a) he's a pointy-eared stabby man in a stupid hat, b) he speaks in grunts and screams and c) he gets incredibly violent when confronted with pottery. Because video games.
I want stuff

This may look nuts but there's been precedence (uh-huh)
That this'll get me much stuff, must do it, haha, uh
I'm a little low (and that sucks) on lots (yeah)
Money and ammunition, where you at? Let's go (hahaha), hey
Hey, hey, hey, uh, uh-huh (hey)
Hey (yeah), hey (yeah, what you got?), hey (yeah), let's go (yeah), yeah

When I walk in your hut (yeah), all eyes on me (yeah)
"Are you the hero?" That's true (yeah) but what I need (but what I need)
Is you to stop (uh-huh) talkin' because (uh-huh)
I came here to pick up some supplies, what you got (let's go)?

Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots
Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, please don't stop me
Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots
Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, shouldn't stop me

Hey, hey (yeah), hey, hey, hey, hey (yeah), hey
Hey, hey, hey (yeah), hey, hey (need a few more rupees), hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey (uh-huh), hey, hey, hey, hey (uh-huh), yeah
Hey, yeah, check it out (uh-huh), hey

Bombs, seeds and arrows are in your pots
And I need a few to save you lot (save you lot)
I know there's a shop (yeah), they refuse (yeah)
A discount for heroes, rude (let's go)

Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots
Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, please don't stop me
Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots
Pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, pots, shouldn't stop me

I know that I look nuts but I must break your stuff
Why are you keepin' pots with this stuff in 'em, bud?
You're just a random fam'ly stuffin' bombs, that's what's nuts
That seems a little dang'rous, lucky that I showed up (standard hero stuff)
Take these bombs, arrow bolts
Seeds for my slingshot, quite a lot
Goin' crazy, 'cause I'm fresh
Out of cash but none will spawn in

Pots, you can't be so shocked that I'm smashin' up your pots
Done this for ten days now, ev'ry time I break more pots
They always come back 'round, complete with stuff in said pots
Straight out of thin air, in keep poppin' brand new pots

So if what you want is your crap to be there
Just get up off your butt and walk right outta there
Then it'll show up (gon' show up), will show up (gon' show up)
They will show up (they will show up), they will show up (they will show up)

Pots, this whole country's stock is contained inside these pots
Except for what gets found in the grass, it's in these pots
Economy will flounder if I'm not breakin' pots
So just calm down there, let me pop a few more pots
I want stuff (let's go)

La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da

This song starts out kinda fun but severely wears out its welcome in such a short time. A bit like LMFAO themselves.

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