Song Parodies -> "Quasar"

Original Song Title:

"Gay Bar"

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Original Performer:

"Quasar"

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The Lyrics

Question four. Underline that. "What does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?" My answer: In answering the question, "What does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?" - write bigger - there are various words that need to be defined. What is a spectrum, what is a red one, why is it red, and why is it so frequently linked with quasars?

What the hell is a quasar?

Nerd!
Need you to tell me 'bout the quasars
I've got a test about the quasars
So tell me: what the hell's a quasar, quasar, quasar?

Look like a dork, archetypical dork
What's a quasar, quasar, quasar? Now!

What's a quasar?

Swear I'm not stupid, not stupid, I'm not a dummy
Gimme the answer, you dummy
What's a quasar, quasar, quasar?

You may ask: what's in it for you?
Pretty simple: I don't break you
If I pass, then a beer or two
What's a quasar, quasar, quasar?
Now!

All these words are hard, what's a quasar?
Unable to parse, what's a quasar?
Yeah! I'm not a dumbarse, what's a quasar?
Don't get any parts, what's a quasar?
Not a star
Not a, not a, not a star

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Quasar Quicksilver Messenger - February 20, 2022 - Report this comment

Quasars are either high energy sources in the centers of distant galaxies far far away, OR 'Quasar' is an old mode of TV set (and I mean it is HUGE) made by the Motorola Company, now by Panasonic. .

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