Song Parodies -> "Trumpthumping "

Original Song Title:

"Tubthumping "

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Original Performer:

"Trumpthumping "

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The Lyrics

Sing in me, Muse, and thru my parody tell the story of the Don skilled in all ways of surviving .....The Wanderer, lawfared for years on end after he challenged the pieties of the Deep State in the fetid swamps of DC ..... He saw the hollowed towns and the Rust Belts and learned the treacheries of many corrupted men. And weathered many bitter days in courts of so called "law" as he fought only to restore his birthland and bring his J6ers home. But only by being elected could he free them, for their naivete had imprisoned them all as they believed they possessed rights to freely assembly for redress of their legitimate grievance ........ Of these struggles, O Muse, let us retell them now. Let our great song begin ...

We'll be singing .. as we're winning
We'll be singing along ..

He got shot down, but he got up again
You're never gonna keep him down
He got shot down, and he had blood on him
You're never gonna keep him down
He got shot down, and pumped his fist again
You're never gonna keep him down
He got shot down, now he's the President
You'll have to call him POTUS now

He beat the Schifty rap
He beat the Stormy rap
He beat the Mueller rap
He beat the Fani rap

He dodged the round that would
Send him to the end times
He won the race that reminds us
Of the first time

(Oh Donny Boy, Donny Boy)

We were mocked down, by hack comedians
You're never gonna keep us down
We were mocked down, and we're fed up again
You're never gonna put us down
We were mocked down, and we memed back again
You're never gonna match us now
We were mocked down, now we're on top again
You're never gonna make us clowns

We dis the Kimmel punk
We dis the Maher punk
We dis the Colbert twink
We dis the Schumer crunt

We dis the folks that revile us
As the worst kind
We dis the pols who'd consign us
To the back line

(Go cry your tears, Libtard Neighbor)

He was brought down, by vote shenanigans
You never gonna keep him down
He was brought down, by RINO Senate men
You're never gonna keep him down
He was brought down, by backstab second man
You're never gonna keep him down
He was brought down, but he's reborn again
You'll have to call him POTUS now

We were brought down, by insurrection scam
You're never gonna keep us down
We were brought down, by Twitter censor men
You're gonna hear our voices now
We were brought down, by folks that condescend
Nowadays, they don't seem so proud
We were brought down, but we erupt again
You're never gonna shut our mouths

He was shot down, but he got up again
You're never gonna keep him down
He was brought down, by lawfare hatchet men
You're never gonna keep him down
He was brought down, by whored out media men
You're really looking foolish now
He was brought down, now he's got Musk with him
We're gonna get some payback now

How did you like that intro note? I mean, that was, like, so Homeric, it was almost Shakespearean

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