Received or not received...not
That sucks, gimme my crap (that sucks)
God, I'm so sick of this
Wait, don't you hang up there (oh-oh), yes, yes
It's bad, it's bad, that's not my address (oh-oh), yes

Ordered a package
New kettle for my house, old one sucks (oh-oh)
But I don't have it
Don't try to put the blame on your trucks (oh-oh)
"Just been traffic, for real"
Givin' me excuses, all been debunked (oh-oh)
'Cause I know what's up
Stop actin' like it's me who's dumb (oh)

You pulled my deets up (oh-oh) and I know that they're wrong (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Fix it tonight, shouldn't take long (oh-oh)
Just need to scratch (oh-oh-oh-oh) that off, you pricks
And write my real address (oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, wrote the seven as one
Oh-oh-oh, write it down right, you dumdum
Oh-oh-oh-oh, the spellin's real off
Oh-oh-oh, you got my real address wrong

Send it toward me
I'm glad the wrong address owners are nice (oh-oh)
Got my package (package, package)
And didn't keep it or sell, that's right (oh-oh)
Good luck, I have it
Because it seems ev'ryone that gets my (oh-oh)
Package seems to know, ha
To be a decent girl or guy

Still not the best luck (oh-oh), would not be on the phone (oh-oh-oh-oh)
With you dumb guys, lettin' you know (oh-oh)
That I don't have (oh-oh-oh-oh) my order yet
Write down my real address (oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (yeah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, do you find my mess fun?
Oh-oh-oh, laughin' after I hang up?
Oh-oh-oh-oh, this how you get off?
Oh-oh-oh, gettin' my real address wrong?

And don't you think (oh-oh-oh-oh) I'd forget (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The diff'rent (oh-oh-oh-oh) damn addresses (oh-oh-oh-oh)
That aren't mine but (oh-oh-oh-oh) I'm still gettin' (oh-oh-oh-oh)
What is all (oh-oh-oh-oh) this bullshit, bullshit (oh-oh)?

Been gettin' a lot of club invitations
Ton of free coupons, I don't wanna take 'em (yeah-eah-eah-eah) (oh-oh)
Could be for some grandma who needs the savin's
Get it sorted now, in other mail I'm drownin' (oh-oh)
How do I know what's in their mail? Not breakin' (hey)
Any kind of law related to mailin' (hey) (oh-oh)
Labels near the stamp reveal what's contained in (hey)
This ain't for me now, it's why I'm always growlin' (ooh) (ooh-oh)

It's drivin' me nuts (oh-oh), I almost wanna sock (hey) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The poor mail guy doin' his job (oh-oh)
That would be bad (whoa), the fault ain't his (whoa) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's not my real address (oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (fix it, fix it, fix it)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (fix it, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (hey)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, how could you be this dumb (how could you be this dumb)?
Oh-oh-oh, letters down to big boxed stuff (the real big boxed stuff)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, you're sendin' a lot
Oh-oh-oh, you got my real address wrong (oh-oh)

Really have this fear
That when I get my package from you guys (oh-oh)
It'll be so wrecked I'll have to go and then order a new one
Won't head to my real address, huh (oh-oh)
Still got my real address wrong
Still got my real address wrong (oh-oh)
Still got my real address wrong
Still got my real address wrong (oh-oh)