Maybe you need
Somebody just like me.
Don't turn me down
'Cause I've got no car and I've got no money.
They try to rhyme "me" with "money."
Submitted by: Katy
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day that
I crashed and burned
At your feet.
Only the words "watching" and "laughing" rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
Since the day that you dissed me,
I'm feeling so pathetic.
And the guys, well they've ditched me,
And it's all because of
You and your friends
Are laughing at me now,
You think that I'm nothing,
Ask your sister what you're missing.
Not only do they rhyme "me" with itself, but the words "of" and "now" also don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
You're so fit, and you know it,
And I only dream of you.
And my life's such a bitch,
But you can change it.
They rhyme "it" with itself.
Submitted by: Katy
I've been to the year 3000,
Not much has changed, but they live underwater.
And your great, great, great grand-daughter
Is pretty fine.
Only lines 2 and 3 rhyme.
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I saw the end of war,
I watched the soldiers come and go,
And I kept my watch forever.
So many brave men fell in the battles that were raging down below,
I have seen it all, but none will hear my story.
"Forever" and "story" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
All of these years I have been frozen in time,
I cried for spring to come but here, winter remains.
"Time" doesn't rhyme with "remain".
Submitted by: Katy
White Friday,
I'll take the
Stairway to heaven.
I'm sky-high.
When I die,
I'll be immortal.
Forever, I never,
I won't return to
Blood mountain,
I am the soldier of heaven.
The only lyrics that rhyme are "I'm sky-high, when I die" and "Forever, I never".
Submitted by: Katy
A force of nature too strong, sent from above,
Where spirits lead the way, the winds will never fade.
"Above" and "fade" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
I won't be coming home,
I won't be going anywhere,
I will guard this post forever.
Here on the alpine slope, where I did my final stand I shall remain
Among the ice and snow that binds me to this mountain.
None of the lyrics rhyme. Although "remain" and "mountain" end with "ain", they don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy