These are lyrics by Alice Cooper that we think are kind of funny.
Funniest Lyrics, Alice Cooper
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Alice Cooper Goes to Hell album at Amazon.com
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
And who gave it to you?
Donny Osmond!
What?!
A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M.
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
The most honest song lyric in rock and roll history...even though there is possibly a double-meaning in the first line listed here.
Submitted by: Keith
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