July 2002

These are randomly arranged.

"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
July 1, 2002
"Start To Smoke Marijuana," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw	"Another One Bites The Dust," Queen
"Parodies," S.T.G	"Attitude," Alien Ant Farm
"Mr. Smirk's Unwanted," William Tong	"Dirty Laundry," Don Henley
"It's Pay Day," Bethie Baby	"Everyday," Dave Matthews Band
"John Deacon's Legs," tigerbabe	"Fat Bottomed Girls," Queen
"Ronaldo," Jack Rudd	"Fernando," ABBA
"Let Me Play," Tone-Def	"I Do," Toya
"I Can't Stand Her," William Tong	"I'm Still Standing," Elton John
"Passover," Tone-Def	"Informer," Snow
"Information," Kai Dathe	"Innuendo," Queen
"It Wasn't Meat," Tone-Def	"It Wasn't Me," Shaggy
"Public Phone," Kai Dathe	"Radio Ga-Ga," Queen
"Dedicated Fan's Plea," S.T.G.	"Schism," Tool
"Smoke From Ms. Coulter," William Tong	"Smoke On The Water," Deep Purple
"Take Your Trousers Off (Ode To Deaky)," tigerbabe	"Tie Your Mother Down," Queen
"Dandruff (Head and Shoulders Above)," Jonathan C.	"Tuff Enuff," The Fabulous Thunderbirds
"Barbie," Kai Dathe	"White Man," Queen
"Weed Drives Me Crazy," Jessica	"You Drive Me Crazy," Britney Spears
July 2, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Traction," Jonathan C.	"Action," Sweet
"Al Gore," Reality	"Allstar," Smashmouth
"Derek and Clive," Phil Alexander	"American Pie," Don McLean
"If You Bicker At All," William Tong	"Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2," Pink Floyd
"On E-Bay," Jim A	"By The Way," Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Download an Mp3," lebeiW15	"Don't Stand So Close to Me," Police
"Ode to ATWT.com," Bethie Baby	"I Just Called To Say I Love You," Stevie Wonder
"McDonald's (Number Two)," Bryan O'Connor	"Learn To Crawl," Black Lab
"Home Made Wine," Jim A	"Silent Sigh," Badly Drawn Boy
"My Auditor," Jim A	"The One I Love," REM
July 3, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Monstars," Tone-Def	"All Star," Smash Mouth
"Roommates from Hell," My name is Kenny	"Cowboys from Hell," Pantera
"Republican's Steal Elections," Kulardenu	"Eve of Destruction," Barry McGuire/PF Sloan
"Parody Man," lebeiW15	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Audit Time," Jim A	"Summertime," The Sundays
"eBay Junky," Dan Ricci	"Takin' Care of Business," Bachman Turner Overdrive
"Who Ya Gonna Call?," Chris Bodily TM	"Weakness," Britney Spears
July 4, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Prison Time," William Tong	"Clementine," Traditional
"BK Over You," Xander999	"My Friends Over You," New Found Glory
"B-Ball Wizard," Tone-Def	"Pinball Wizard," The Who
"Where's Exeter City?," Jim A	"Pour Some Sugar On Me," Def Leppard
"Say goodbye to Anderson," Jim A	"Say goodbye to Hollywood," Billy Joel
"Small Brain," William Tong	"Small Town," John Mellencamp
"Italy," Tim Kelby	"TNT," AC/DC
"Andersen Consulting," Phil Alexander	"The Duke of Plaza-Toro," Gilbert and Sullivan
July 8, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ain't No Way (i'll Wait Round For The Next Harry Potter Book)," Jim A	"Ain't No Fun (waiting Round To Be A Millionare)," AC/DC
"It's Dubya's Birthday," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong	"Birthday," The Beatles
"Building An Igloo," Claire	"Building A Mystery," Sarah McLachlan
"Can't Get You Out Of My Shed," Frank Candiloro	"Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue
"Ape Drape," DarkJon64	"Date Rape," Sublime
"The Woody Allen Song," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw	"Empty Spaces/Young Lust," Pink Floyd
"Mustard Fight (opera #1)," Tone-Def	"Farm House," Phish
"Stars All The Bad Films Want," Xander999	"Girl All The Bad Guys Want," Bowling For Soup
"Everglades Gator Heaven," Royce Miller	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"How Long It's Taking," Bryan O'Connor	"How You Remind Me," Nickelback
"War Time Power," William Tong	"In The Midnight Hour," Wilson Pickett
"When Stuff Goes Boom," Ian	"It Gets Me Through," Ozzy Osbourne
"Living and Being Dead," Jason Hollingsworth	"Living and Living Well," George Strait
"Peter Parker," Bryan O'Connor	"Michael Jordan," Five For Fighting
"Butter On The Dance Floor," Frank Candiloro	"Murder On The Dance Floor," Sophie Ellis Bextor
"Ridge Won't Say (We're In The Dark)," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong	"Saturday in the Park," Chicago
"Batman," Frank Candiloro	"Scatman," Scatman John
"Turn It Off," Jim A	"Shoot the Dog," George Michael
"Bag-a-Bug," Royce Miller	"Silver Bells," Bing Crosby
"Resist Iori's Charms," ivy v	"Tell Her No," The Zombies
"The Middle of the Night," Tone-Def	"The Middle," Jimmy Eat World
"Whammy," Lyle Bain	"Warning," Green Day
"9/11 Came In Handy," William Tong	"Yankee Doodle Dandy," James Cagney
July 9, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Leb'non (Indiana)," Mike Armstrong	"Broadway," Goo Goo Dolls
"Goodbye R.M.K. (Bobby Knight Salute)," Mike Armstrong	"Candle In the Wind," Elton John
"Mrs. Peters," Mike Armstrong	"Desperado," The Eagles
"Kokomo (Indiana)," Mike Armstrong	"Kokomo," Beach Boys
"Mad Hunger," Asia	"Mad Season," Matchbox 20
"Mud Puddle," S.T.G.	"Mudshovel," Staind
"Still Hidin' Today," Royce Miller	"Slip Slidin' Away," Paul Simon
"The Ballad of Gordon (Then There Was Weed)," AerisVampire	"The Ballad Of Gordon (Then There Was Me)," Barenaked Ladies
"Crispy Aromatic Duck," Phil Alexander	"Under The Bridge," Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Jaywalkers," Wolveroses	"Walk This Way," Aerosmith
"What am I On About?," Xander999	"What We're All About," Sum41
July 10, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Test Track," Bryan O'Connor	"Alien's Exsist," Blink 182
"Around New York," Tone-Def	"Around The World," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Stop fighting (opera #3)," Tone-Def	"Come Together," Beatles
"Everybody's Gone (The Wembley Stadium Song)," Jim A	"Everybody's Gone," Senseless Things
"Ribbit Away," DarkJon64	"Give It Away," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Wall Street Square Dance," Leo	"Hillbilly Hare," Bugs Bunny
"Ketchup of Tomato," Tone-Def	"Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Mr. Skinman," Jason & The Zit Poppers	"Mr. Sandman," The Chordettes
"Bow Ya Head (Bad Dude Comin')," Steven Cavanagh	"Nod Ya Head (Black Suits Comin')," Will Smith
"Proton Stream," Bryan O'Connor	"Self-Esteem," Offspring
"Jail Time for Barons," Leo	"Springtime for Hitler and Germany," The Producers
"Tory Voting Man," Jim A	"Tiger In My Tank," Eels
"What's a Mage, Again?," Randy W.	"What's My Age, Again?," Blink 182
July 11, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Evil Socks," Jeff Jones	"Cleveland Rocks," Presidents of the USA
"Losing my Urin," wdh	"Losing My Religion," R.E.M
"Claims Direct," Jim A	"Rock DJ," Robbie Williams
"Chinese Food," lebeiW15	"Scar Tissue," Red Hot Chili Peppers
July 12, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Fetus," Black Jesus	"Beat It," Michael Jackson
"Mrs. Glore's Room," Mike Armstrong	"Grundy County Auction," John Michael Montgomery
"Fire Man," Mike Armstrong	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Race for the Pies," Jim A	"Race for the Prize," Flaming Lips
July 15, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Through Bowser's Isles," Tone-Def	"A thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"America, The Doody-full," Ken Meyercord	"America, The Beautiful," Traditional
"Baby I'm A Won Ton," Royce Miller	"Baby I'm A Want You," David Gates & Bread
"Squish My Zits," Phil Alexander	"Ballroom Blitz," Sweet
"Murray (Ghostbusters Nulled and Void)," Bryan O'Connor	"Blurry," Puddle of Mudd
"My Parody!," S.T.G.	"Chop Suey!," System of a Down
"Escape of Clementine," Royce Miller	"Clementine," Traditional
"White As Rice," Royce Miller	"Cold As Ice," Foreigner
"Crooks With Money," William Tong	"Cook With Honey," Judy Collins
"Marty McFly," Bryan O'Connor	"Easy Tonight," Five For Fighting
"Yucca Mountain Blues," William Tong	"Folsom Prison Blues," Johnny Cash
"The Whole World Loves Us," Ken Meyercord	"Jesus Loves Me," Traditional
"Will This Ever End???," Chris Bodily TM	"Just a Friend," Biz Markie
"HP Luvergilr #5," Ayame Kaga	"Mambo #5," Lou Bega
"One," William Tong	"One," Three Dog Night
"Criminality," William Tong	"Personality," Lloyd Price
"Let's Take Back America," William Tong	"Pink Houses," John Mellencamp
"Push-Up," S.T.G.	"Push It," Static-X
"Vanilla Coke," lebeiW15	"Smooth Criminal," Michael Jackson
"Revenge," Phil Alexander	"Stairway to Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"The Ballad of Cable News," Royce Miller	"The Ballad of Jed Clampett," Paul Henning
"The Heat of Summer," lebeiW15	"The Boys of Summer," Don Henley
"Audiogalaxy," Wolveroses	"Without Me," Eminem
"Scott's Song," Mike Armstrong	"Your Song," Elton John
July 16, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"The End of the Internet," My name is Kenny	"The End of the Innocence," Don Henley
"Stinkin Around You," S-dog	"Thinkin About You," Solange
"Junkin' My Car," Sharon Krebs	"Walking Away," Craig David
"MP3," Jim A	"Without Me," Eminem
July 17, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Crap," Phil Alexander	"Bad," Michael Jackson
"Battle for Free Internet," Jim A	"Battle Of Who Could Care Less," Ben Folds Five
"Run Away From U," bluj	"Down 4 U," Ashanti, Jarule, Charlibaltimore, And Vita
"Episode 2 (see Yoda fight)," Billy Florio	"Good Riddance (Time of your life)," Green Day
"Help Me Make It To My Flight," Royce Miller	"Help Me Make It Through the Night," Kris Kristofferson
"Help Me Make it Through This Flight," Royce Miller	"Help Me Make it Through the Night," Kris Kristofferson
"Yogi," ehhumor	"Lola," The Kinks
"Don't Gimme No Egg Foo Young," Tone-Def	"Only the Good Die Young," Billy Joel
"Fallen' Leaves," Greg	"Purple Haze," Jimi Hendrix
"Bad Feeling," Phil Alexander	"Time Of Your Life," Green Day
"Calling (The Jedi Song)," Jim A	"Warning," Green Day
"Welcome To Subway," DMC	"Welcome To The Jungle," Guns N Roses
"What's Fun?," Xander999	"What's Luv?," Fat Joe f/Ashanti
"Whenever, Wherever (I'll be ugly forever)," yoshi512	"Whenever, Wherever," Shakira
"The TIPS Song," Gazza	"Your Only Friends Are Make-Believe," Bloodhound Gang
July 18, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bush Says Bomb Iraq," William Tong	"Barbara Ann," The Beach Boys
"Harvey Is The Pits," William Tong	"Bennie and the Jets," Elton John
"Crime By Accountants," William Tong	"Climb Every Mountain," Julie Andrews
"Der Dubya�s Face," Lee Templeton	"Der Fuehrer's Face," Spike Jones and the City Slickers
"Cooped Up In Ramallah (Arafat's Lament)," Taoist	"Far Side Of Crazy," Wall of Voodoo
"Full Moon," Bradley Gashy	"Full Moon," Brandy
"Harken Oil Scandal Stings," William Tong	"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing," Traditional
"Let His Ego Soar," William Tong	"Let The Eagle Soar," John Ashcroft
"You Are Annoying (opera#4)," Tone-Def	"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane
"Roundhouse(My Freezer)," Blast Masta Arson	"Rollout(My Business)," Ludacris
"Tainted Rugs (opera #5)," Tone-Def	"Tainted Love," Soft Cell
July 19, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bleach It," Blast Masta Arson	"Beat It," Michael Jackson
"Big Bills," Phil Alexander	"Big Balls," AC/DC
"Ketchupian Rhapsody (opera #6)," Tone-Def	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Crazy Knights," Phil Alexander	"Crazy Nights," Kiss
"Chunky Girl," Blast Masta Arson	"Fatty Girl," Ludacris, LL Cool J, Keith Murray
"Clean My Drain," lebeiW15	"King of Pain," The Police
"True Jedi Knight," Tone-Def	"Minority," Green Day
"Damn Head Lice," My name is Kenny	"One Headlight," The Wallflowers
"Out In The Fields," Phil Alexander	"Out In The Fields," Gary Moore/Thin Lizzy
"Pretty Careless," Jim A	"Pretty Vacant," Sex Pistols
"Oh Ouch (WWII Mix)," Genevieve Newman	"Roll Out," Ludacris
"Secret Spy Mail Man," Royce Miller	"Secret Agent Man," Johnny Rivers
July 22, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"911 for Sweets," DarkJon64	"911 for Peace," Anti-Flag
"Because You Drugged, Thugged, And Mugged Me," Mike Armstrong	"Because You Loved Me," Celine Dion
"Snooping Behind Closed Doors," William Tong	"Behind Closed Doors," Charlie Rich
"Dusty," Billy Florio and Keith Kamer	"Blurry," Puddle of Mudd
"Stripper (PG-13 version)," S.T.G.	"Dreamer," Ozzy Osbourne
"Drag Queen," An Anonymous Drag Queen	"Half-Breed," Cher
"Unwanted New Thugs," William Tong	"I Want A New Drug," Huey Lewis & The News
"Never Been To Spain," CathGal	"Never Been To Spain," 3 Dog Night
"Just Not Kosher," Tone-Def	"One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Beaches," Deviuz	"Peaches," The Presidents Of The United States Of America
"Poop," Brendie and Lee Lee Jay	"Pop," N'sync
"AmIRight," S.T.G.	"She Loves Me Not," Papa Roach
"The Darth Vader Song," 007Nick	"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow
"Honey Waltzed Away," Joseph Hayes	"The Last Waltz," Web Pierce
"Bongless," XXX	"Thoughtless," Korn
"Braless," S.T.G.	"Thoughtless," Korn
"Log On Right to AmIRight (For Parodies)," DarkJon64, Junior, and S.T.G.	"You Gotta Fight For Your Right (To Party)," Beastie Boys
July 23, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Allergic to Cats," Phil Alexander	"Addicted to Love," Robert Palmer
"My Business," S.T.G. and lebeiW15	"Business," Eminem
"Goodbye JFK Jr.," Royce Miller	"Candle in the Wind," Elton John
"Tony the Tiger," lebeiW15	"Eye of the Tiger," Survivor
"Forever Guilty," Jim A	"Forever Autumn," Justin Hayward
"Vagrant Story Remix," Charlie	"How You Remind Me," NickelBack
"She was a Pimple," Christopher Suffron	"That Was a River," Collin Raye
July 24, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"I'm Still Tokin'," Jackal	"Arms Wide Open," Creed
"Cheney, They All Want You," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong	"Baby, I'm-A Want You," Bread
"'02 Ghostbusters (Slime Buisness)," Bryan O'Connor	"Business," Eminem
"Can't Help What Next''ll Be Goin' On," Joseph Hayes	"Can't Help Lovin' That Man," Lena Horne
"Jubberlies," Nancygal (& Booga!)	"Follow Me," Uncle Kracker
"The Sleaze In Biz Comes From W.," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong	"How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)," James Taylor
"SOB," Phil Alexander	"SOS," Abba
"The Stock Market Song," Leo	"The Caisson Song," Traditional
"They Call Me Mr. Rocker," Joseph Hayes	"They Call Me Mellow Yellow," Donovan
"When the Parody Stops," S.T.G. and XXX, Featuring Len	"When the Music Stops," Eminem with D12
July 26, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mr Deeds," Mike Florio and Larry Barera	"Blurry," Puddle of Mudd
"Butter And Company (opera #7)," Tone-Def	"Build Me Up, Buttercup," Foundations
"Planet Earth," JainaSolo	"California," Phantom Planet
"In A Field," Malcolm Higgins	"Centrefield," John Fogerty
"Sold," Jeff Lattea	"Cold," Static X
"Boy All The Young Girls Want (ode To Gareth Gates)," Jimmy	"Girl All The Bad Guys Want," Bowling For Soup
"Shares Wiped," Jim A	"Hash Pipe," Weezer
"Corn Pops," G�K (G��mM�wZ ��L�Tr�k Kw�lT)	"Hashpipe," Weezer
"He Will Pay Dearly Now," William Tong	"I Can See Clearly Now," Johnny Nash
"I Ditched My Yugo Cause the Horses Got Lame," Joseph Hayes	"I Crossed The Dessert In A Horse With No Name," America
"Spider man," Jennifer Bynes and Michael Florio	"Kryptonite," 3 Doors down
"Little Misheard Songs," lebeiW15	"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong," Spin Doctors
"MacArthur Park Meltdown," Royce Miller	"MacArthur Park," Richard Harris
"Mamas, Don't Let Your Mailmen Grow Up to be Watchdogs," Royce Miller	"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys," Waylon & Willie
"Okiee," S.T.G.	"Nookie," Limp Bizkit
"Nuttin' But a P Thang," Xander999 & Wolveroses	"Nuttin' But a G Thang," Snoop Doggy Dogg & Dr. Dre
"Ol' Fred," Jeff Lattea	"Ol' Red," Blake Shelton
"Prying Eyes," William Tong	"Private Eyes," Daryl Hall & John Oates
"You Will Be Watched Covertly," William Tong	"Someone To Watch Over Me," Frank Sinatra
"The Nostalgic Song," Phil Alexander	"The Logical Song," Supertramp
July 29, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Hairy Girls," S.T.G.	"Aerials," System of a Down
"Spiders Exist," N.J.S.	"Aliens Exist," Blink 182
"Another Show In Black And White," Gareth	"Another Day In Paradise," Phil Collins / Brandy feat. Ray J
"Before I Know (ode To GCSE Results)," Xander999	"Before I Go," Bizzy Bone
"Slasher Shows," Bryan O'Connor	"Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden
"Victim Of a Clown," Mark Rowley	"Chop Suey!," System Of A Down
"Diva On The TV," Meghan	"Genie In A Bottle," Christina Aguilera
"Bad Driving Test," N.J.S & R.J.D	"Good Riddince," Green Day
"Hot Headed," William Tong	"Hot Blooded," Foreigner
"I'm A Hoser," Malcolm Higgins	"I'm A Loser," Beatles
"I'm Not a Man, Not Yet a Woman," Chris Smith	"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," Britney Spears
"Want To Pee," adverbdude	"In Too Deep," Sum 41
"The Real Josie," Dustin Silver	"Josie," Blink 182
"Their Pryin' Eyes," William Tong	"Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
"Eat Every Thing I See," nnnisjdaifhagjgaj	"Minority," Green Day
"Loose Lips Are Sealed," William Tong	"Our Lips Are Sealed," The Go-Gos
"(I'm not going to) Thank You," Nancygal	"Thank You," Dido
"The Dumb Things," N.J.S	"The Little Things," Good Charlotte
"The Ben Motivation Proclamation," N.J.S & R.J.D	"The Motivation Proclation," Good Charlotte
"If You Want to Be My Lawyer," Chris Zollner	"Wannabe," The Spice Girls
"While My Guitar's Being Tuned," Phil Alexander	"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," Beatles
"Oh Bother (Pooh's Lament)," Tone-Def	"Why Bother," Weezer
July 30, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mini Me," Royce Miller	"Delta Dawn," Helen Reddy
"My Spiff," Nancygal	"Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
"Big Corporate Mistakes," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong	"My Favorite Mistake," Sheryl Crow
"(OK, so she's a) Dog," Phil Alexander	"Nag," Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"One Weep," Nancygal	"One Week," Barenaked Ladies
"Referee," My name is Kenny	"Refugee," Tom Petty
"The Ballad of G. Dubya's Style," Randy Winn & William Tong	"The Ballad of Gilligan's Island," Theme Song
July 31, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Twilight Zone," Garlonuss	"Afternoons and Coffeespoons," Crash Test Dummies
"Bad," Bethie Baby	"Black," Pearl Jam
"Out of Boredom," Bethie Baby	"California," Phantom Planet
"Blueberry Pie," Paul and Mitch	"Doo Wah Diddy," Mannfred Mann
"Leaks," Leo	"Dreams," The Corrs
"Tin and Boots," Tone-def	"Gin and Juice," Snoop Dogg
"Go," N.J.S	"Gone," N'Sync
"I Shoot Myself Dead," N.J.S & R.J.D	"I Drive Myself Crazy," N'Sync
"I'm Not A Girl Not Quite A Boy," BCD	"I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Women," Britney Spears
"No Sleep In Vegas," Wolveroses	"No Sleep Til Brooklyn," Beastie Boys
"Jay And Bob," Bryan O'Connor	"Where It's At," Beck

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