July 2001

These are randomly arranged.

"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
July 1, 2001
"Kenny Has Regrets," William Tong	"Bennie And The Jets," Elton John
"Lie Lie Lie," Becca	"Bye Bye Bye," N'Sync
"No Brain," William Tong	"Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"Say, Gipper," William Tong	"Day Tripper," The Beatles
"Everyday A**holes," Billy Florio	"Everyday People," Sly and the Family Stone
"Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon," William Tong	"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon," Neil Diamond
"Why Don't You Go Away," Nick Helm	"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"Make Them Pay," William Tong	"MTA," The Kingston Trio
"Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia," William Tong	"Midnight Train To Georgia," Gladys Knight And The Pips
"Sgt. Leper's Missing Parts Club Land (reprise)," Evan L. Heller	"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (reprise)," The Beatles
"I Think Lewinsky's Sexy," Becca	"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny Chesney
"Throw Them Out," William Tong	"Twist and Shout," The Beatles
"Watered Down (Music Sounds Like Squealing)," Keith Higa	"Upside Down (Bouncing Off The Ceiling)," A-Teens
"Newt Don't Have No Powers," William Tong	"You Don't Bring Me Flowers," Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand
July 3, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Day In My Life," Evan L. Heller	"A Day In The Life," The Beatles
"We Ought To Batter The Right," William Tong	"Another Saturday Night," Sam Cooke
"Never In Newt's Dreams," William Tong	"Forever In Blue Jeans," Neil Diamond
"Good Golly, What Folly," William Tong	"Good Golly Miss Molly," Little Richard
"I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You," William Tong	"I Can't Help Falling In Love With You," Elvis Presley
"The Right Wants Power," William Tong	"In the Midnight Hour," Wilson Pickett
"When The Right Goes Down," William Tong	"Lights," Journey
"DeLay," William Tong	"Today," Randy Sparks/New Christy Minstrels
"You Don't Take A Shower," tallteen16	"You Don't Bring Me Flowers," Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand
July 5, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Jack Ass(William Tong's Story)," Mikey F	"All Star," Smash Mouth
"Heart Attack," William Tong	"Heart Attack," Olivia Newton-John
"But He Can't Explain," Skisics Surus	"I Can't Explain," The Who
"I Lay My Fart On You," Unstable Girl	"I Lay My Love On You," Westlife
"He's Just A Blight," Skisics Surus	"Kryponite," Three Doors Down
"The Sound Of Chimes," Rebecca Adele	"The Sound Of Music," Julie Andrews
"Dick Cheney & The W.," Wiliam Tong	"The Way You Do The Things You Do," The Temptations
"The Wind Behind the Subway," Rebecca Adele	"Wind Beneath my Wings," Bette Midler
"They're The G.O.P.," William Tong	"You're A Grand Old Flag," Traditional
July 8, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"While The Protesters Full Moons Go By," Skisics Surus	"99 Red Balloons," Nena
"Page Number 3," Mr Collins	"Combo #5," Lou Bega
"Just Pull Over (a Cops Story)," Marianna Szczepkowski	"Come On Over," Christina Aguilera
"I Don't Eat Meat (Vegetarian Song)," DarkJon64	"Come Out and Play," The Offspring
"Willie's Song (He's Not Funny)," Rice Cube and Watt Daddy	"Danny's Song," Kenny Loggins
"It's Sickening," S.T.G.	"Epiphany," Staind
"Road Trip," S.T.G., DarkJon64, and Junior	"Fat Lip," Sum 41
"Listerine," Supa K	"Glycerine," Bush
"They Messed the USA," S.T.G.	"God Bless the USA," Lee Greenwood
"Mike Shot His Mouth Off," William Tong	"I Shot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton
"Its (William Tong's) Party And He'll Cry If He Wants To," Ian "The Karaoke Kid" Bowden	"It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To," Lesley Gore
"They're Robbing Us," Junior	"Mrs Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
"What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly)," William Tong	"What A Fool Believes," The Doobie Brothers
"The Smirking Man," Skisics Surus	"Working Man," Rush
July 10, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Dubya�s Dumber Than Dirt," Sara Rose	"Another One Bites The Dust," Queen
"Blame Florida," Caitlin	"Blame Canada," Trey Parker/Matt Stone
"Rogaine," justazeroman	"Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"The �W� Song," Sara Rose	"Coconut," Harry Nilsson
"CREEP," Sara Rose	"Creep," Radiohead
"Don�t Give Up," Sara Rose	"Don�t Give Up," Peter Gabriel
"Ka-Rokey Kid," William Tong	"Hokey Pokey," Traditional
"I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies)," William Tong	"I Thank You," Sam and Dave
"I�m In The White House Now," Sara Rose	"I�ve Got My Mind Set On You," George Harrison
"What The Shrub Has Planned," Caitlin	"Kokomo," Beach Boys
"Ducky," tHe pUnK gUrL wHo gOt aWaY wIth fRanKie mUnIz	"Lucky," Britney Spears
"An Election That�s Fair," Sara Rose	"Mercedes Benz," Janis Joplin
"No Shrubs," Caitlin	"No Scrubs," TLC
"Me oh my my oh me," Rebecca Adele	"Oh bla di oh bla da," The Beatles
"Think This? (Parody-er�s Lament)," George	"Stinkfist," Tool
"We�ll Resist You," Sara Rose	"We Will Rock You," Queen
July 19, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"He Won, But Why?," Lydia Theys	"As Time Goes By," Casablanca
"Lying Is His Game," Jeremy Robbins	"Aubrey," Bread
"Fruit And Nut Case," The Almighty Ponder	"Basket Case," Green Day
"If You Want my Reasons," Sioux Denim	"Blowin' in the Wind," Peter, Paul and Mary
"Willie, We Grow Weary (Ode to William Tong)," Elliot Lurie	"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)," Looking Glass
"Posing Mime," Big Al and Supa K	"Closing Time," Semisonic
"Freak," Scott Loeb	"Creep," Radiohead
"Dammit! I Gained Again," Becca	"Dammit! I Changed Again," The Offspring
"Dummy's Song," William Tong	"Danny's Song," Kenny Loggins
"Who's Watt Daddy?," William Tong	"Do Wah Diddy Diddy," Manfred Mann
"Bush Is," S.T.G.	"Dopesick," Systematic
"Bits of Plasma" (Star Trek Voyager version)," Kate Callahan	"Drops of Jupiter," Train
"Drops of Lucifer (Satan's Song)," Big Al	"Drops of Jupiter," Train
"Dubya's Reign," Skisics Surus	"Fire and Rain," James Taylor
"Send their green, green asses home," Darrell Decker	"Green Grass of Home," Tom Jones
"Hail To The Thief," Lydia Theys	"Hail To The Chief," Traditional
"Half-Life," DarkJon64	"Hash-Pipe," Weezer
"Ass Wipe," Justazeroman	"Hashpipe," Weezer
"Pacemaker," William Tong	"Heartbreaker," Dionne Warwick
"The Steak Song," Becca	"Hold My Hand," Hootie & The Blowfish
"Even Though He Hasn't A Clue," Darrell Decker	"Hopelessly Devoted To You," Olivia Newton John
"A Tribute To William Tong, The Karaoke Kid, and Michael Florio," Bryan O'Connor	"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boy
"I'll Never Vote For Them Again," Rebecca Adele	"I'll Never Fall In Love With You Again," Janet Jackson
"Jenna's Got Some Rum," R. Wacko	"Janie's Got A Gun," Aerosmith
"William Tong's Story," Billy Florio	"Minority," Green Day
"Miss California's Evil Twin Sister," Tom Wagner	"Miss California," Dante Thomas feat. Pras
"Crooked Bush Administration," William Tong	"My Generation," The Who
"Dub-ba-yoo," Lydia Theys	"Peggy Sue," Buddy Holly
"Dirty Pot," DJ Tapia	"Pop," N' Sync
"Dubya The Big Eared Liar," Mariah	"Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Political Songs," Aaron	"Silly Love Songs," Wings
"Flunkies," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong	"Spooky," Dennis Yost & The Classics IV
"Springtime For Dubya," R. Wacko	"Spring Time For Hitler," Mel Brooks
"Springtime for Dubya," Ted	"Springtime for Hitler," The Producers
"Palm Beach Pokey," Christa <><	"The Hokey Pokey," Traditional
"The Talk Show," Big Al and Supa K	"The Rock Show," Blink 182
"The Sound Of Bush's Silence," R. Wacko & S.R.C. Smith	"The Sound Of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel
"The George Bush Wind," Darrell Decker	"The Summer Wind," Frank Sinatra
"Time With Your Wife," The Almighty Ponderer and "Meatball"	"Time of Your Life," Green Day
"Premier Rongji / General Powell," Lydia Theys	"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey," Wings
"What's My Age Again?," The Almighty Ponder (TM) and "Meatball"	"What's My Name Again?," Blink 182
"When It's Bob Visit," The Almighty Ponder (TM) and "Meatball"	"When I Come Around," Green Day
"When I Am Eighteen," Mariah	"When I'm Sixty-Four," The Beatles
"Drunk Again," Alvin Dover	"White Wedding," Billy Idol
"Won't The Court Be Loverly?," Lydia Theys	"Wouldn't It Be Loverly," My Fair Lady
"You'll Never Talk Alone," Lydia Theys	"You'll Never Walk Alone," Carousel
July 22, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"All I Wanna Do Is Have Lunch With You," Weird Al YankOnMyGitch	"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You," Heart
"All The Small Trees," Vince Carone	"All The Small Things," Blink 182
"Gramps Bagging," Brian Girton and Blake Hudson	"Ants Marching," Dave Matthews Band
"Back Hair," My name is Kenny	"Back Here," BB Mak
"Checks Are Churning," BeeDee	"Beds Are Burning," Midnight Oil
"Itch," Bobby Boddie	"Bitch," Meredith Brooks
"Fawn in the Yard Today," Lydia	"Born in the USA," Bruce Springsteen
"Stinking," Stinkin Park	"Crawling," Linkin Park
"A Bill Clinton Parody," Billy Florio	"Crocodile Rock," Elton John
"Poppy & Shrub," Wm. K. Tong and Alvin Dover	"Father & Son," Cat Stevens
"Toxic Dubya," Skisics Surus	"Foxy Lady," Jimi Hendrix
"Florio," William Tong	"Gloria," Shadows Of Knight
"Hash Browns," DarkJon64	"Hash-Pipe," Weezer
"Elliot Lurie," William Tong	"I Can See Clearly Now," Johnny Nash
"Living Next Door To Al Gore," Smokie	"Living Next Door To Alice," Gail Smith
"Mooned By Them," William Tong	"Moonshadow," Cat Stevens
"PCs," Junior	"Movies," Alien Ant Farm
"Nothing Compares to Glue," Weird Al YankOnMyGitch	"Nothing Compares to You," Sinead O'Conner
"Paperback Binder," Evan L. Heller	"Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Pirates Life For Me," MyCal	"Pirates Life For Me," Disney
"Crap," Anonymous	"Pop," N'Sync
"Pretty Fly For A Dubya Guy," NOSPOL	"Pretty Fly For A White Guy," Offspring
"Putin Busts A Stitch," Skisics Surus	"Puttin' On The Ritz," Irving Berlin
"Right Place, Wrong Booze," Alvin Dover	"Right Place, Wrong Time," Dr.John
"Steal My Moonshine," Bobby Boddie	"Steal My Sunshine," Len
"Blonder," Luja	"Stronger," Britney Spears
"Subterrainean Homesick Blues," Skisics Surus	"Subterrainean Homesick Blues," Bob Dylan
"Survivor," Karissa	"Survivor," Destiny's Child
"The Food," Carrie Bennett	"The Call," The Backstreet Boys
"He's Unbelievable," Skisics Surus	"Unbelievable," EMF
"Brain Cells (The Overdose Song)," DarkJon64	"Undone (The Sweater Song)," Weezer
"Wake Up, Little Sioux D.," Norm Johnson and Bill Tong	"Wake Up, Little Susie," Everly Brothers
"If You're Not In His Circle," William Tong	"Will It Go 'Round In Circles," Billy Preston
"I Am Too Lazy," Mad Maxx	"You Drive Me Crazy," Britney Spears
July 23, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Sailor Star," Kate Callahan	"All Star," Smash Mouth
"Crime Of The Century," Skisics Surus	"Crime Of The Century," Supertramp
"Sleep," Kate Callahan	"Dive," Steven Curtis Chapman
"Seven-Eleven--Big Bite Medley," Jeff Reuben	"Heaven Knows," Robert Plant
"It's My Party (call Scumbag for your party)," Doug from Upland	"It's My Party," Lesley Gore
"Hillary Queen," Tim Bowlby	"Killer Queen," Queen
"Looney People," William Tong	"Looney People," America
"Condit Love," Darrell Decker	"Puppy Love," Donny Osmond
"Goin' Back To Crawford," William Tong	"Walkin' Back to Georgia," Jim Croce
"You Waste Gas," Lydia Theys	"You're So Vain," Carly Simon
July 26, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Poodle," Diva Chick	"Angel," Shaggy
"Danny Rather's song," Doug From Upland	"Annie's Song," John Denver
"Cheney (You Runs Shrub's World)," William Tong	"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)," Looking Glass
"Breakfast," lebeiW15	"Breathless," The Corrs
"Bring It Over," Breanna	"Come On Over," Christina Agulera
"Checkers Is Number One," Daniel James	"Conspiracy Of One," The Offspring
"Eight Cubes Away (The Smelly Girl Got a New Job)," G. Isakson	"Eight Days a Week," The Beatles
"Eleanor Rigged Me," Evan L. Heller	"Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
"Lemonade," Daniel James	"Hand Grenades," The Offspring
"Have I Told You Lately (that you cook bad)," Megan Crisp	"Have I Told You Lately," Rod Stewart
"Help Cheney," Darrell Decker	"Help," The Beatles
"Hotel Jamaica," William Stonebanks	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"Just Like Gary Condit Blues," Maria Weir Werth	"Just Like Tom Thumb Blues," Bob Dylan
"Cocaine," Kommissar	"Kodachrome," Paul Simon
"Shrub's Wrong," William Tong	"Love Song," Anne Murray
"NRA," S.T.G.	"Misery," Soul Asylum
"Congressman (Condit)," Bruce Decker	"Pianoman," Billy Joel
"Southside (Of My Town)," Indyhick	"South Side," Moby
"Laxman," Evan L. Heller	"Taxman," The Beatles
"The Godfather (Gambino, Roger and the brother)," Doug from Upland	"The Godfather Theme," Theme
"Last Kiss (Where Oh Where Did The Intern Go?)," Doug From Upland	"Where Did Our Love Go?," The Supremes
July 27, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"There's A Bathroom On The Right," Rice Cube and W. Diddy	"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Full Moons," William Tong	"Blue Moon," The Marcels
"I'm Only Eating," Evan L. Heller	"I'm Only Sleeping," The Beatles
"Love You, Too," Evan L. Heller	"Love You To," The Beatles
"When You're A Bush," Darrell Decker	"The Jets Song," West Side Story
"Dick Cheney's Heart," William Tong	"Unchain My Heart," Joe Cocker
"Phony Major," Rice Cube and W. Diddy	"We Didn't Start the Fire," Billy Joel
July 31, 2001
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Dumbfounded," S.T.G.	"Astounded," Tantric
"By The Time I Get To Europe," Alvin Dover and Bill Tong	"By The Time I Get To Phoenix," Glen Campbell
"Canadian National Anthem," Radical Cheerleaders	"Canadian National Anthem," Traditional
"Watch Out for that Weight," Genine Boggiano	"Carry That Weight," The Beatles
"(She's Got) Heartburn in her Heart," Genine Boggiano	"Devil in her Heart," The Beatles
"My Tragedy," Genine Boggiano	"Her Majesty," The Beatles
"\," Genine Boggiano	"Her Majesty," The Beatles
"Hair...there And Everywhere," Evan L. Heller	"Here...there And Everywhere," The Beatles
"I Know I Got Beat," Ryan Gill	"I Know I Beat Shaq," Aaron Carter
"I Will Explode," Ryan Gill	"I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"Irreversible," Ryan Gill	"Irresistible," Jessica Simpsons
"Am I Right," DarkJon64	"Last Resort," Papa Roach
"Light My Fart...Ah," Mindy and Jason	"Light My Fire," The Doors
"Stop," Dan Hennagir	"Pop," N'Sync
"Bush The Puppet Man," William Tong	"Puppet Man," Fifth Dimension
"Need a Lotion," Kevin Dunlap	"Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith
"The Pander Man," William Tong	"The Candy Man," Sammy Davis Jr.
"The Candlelight Rag," D. M. Goldstein	"The I Feel Like I'm Fixing To Die Rag," Country Joe McDonald
"United States National Anthem," The Radical Cheerleaders	"United States National Anthem," Traditional
"Mtv Killed The Video Star," Mike Florio	"Video Killed The Radio Star," The Buggles
"Tuna Submarine," Evan L. Heller	"Yellow Submarine," The Beatles

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