DAVID SEVILLE,parody of Styx's "Mr. Roboto"
Please say hello to David Seville
Please say hello to David Seville
He's got a favorite quote
Please say hello to David Seville
He isn't evil at all
You're wondering who he was (David Seville,David Seville)
No time to make a fuss (David Seville,David Seville)
And he's not from Japan (David Seville,David Seville)
He is the modren man

I'M BAD LIKE DAVE SEVILLE,parody of ZZ Top's "I'm Bad,I'm Nationwide"
Well I was watching Sesame Street in my TV
I had a taping of a segment that's called Journey To Ernie
I'm going downtown in the Sunday afternoon
I'm not laughing but I'm angry and I've been sad too soon
Oh I'm bad like Dave Seville
Yes I'm bad like Dave Seville

ACTING UP LIKE DAVID SEVILLE,parody of Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
That David Seville's making me fart
Just tell him to stay out when the music starts
What a hunk,is he insane
Singing "click click boom" wasn't really so lame
But David's bugging you,David ain't right
But Doris told me what you did last night
Left him sleepin' in my bed
He was dreaming,but he will just stay with me instead
Acting up like David Seville
He cannot watch that stupid dumb Kill Bill
Acting up like David Seville
I don't want to watch it,now you're getting high
Acting up like David Seville
But am I looking for someone to kill
Acting up like David Seville
Make him dancing tonight
But he was getting high (yeah, yeah)

DAVID SEVILLE ANTHEM,parody of The Clash's "Rock The Casbah
The songs of the lost prophets
May ban that chipmunk sound
Degenerate the filthy
With that crazy Seville sound
But the music he brought out
The electric guitar thing
That crazy guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thing
As soon as the chipmunks
Had cleared the square
They began to wail
The chipmunks don't like him
David Seville
David Seville
The chipmunks don't like him
David Seville
David Seville



SMELLS LIKE DAVE SEVILLE,parody of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
It is inventinable
That Dave was bashing through my skull
It's really dumb,I can't stand him
I really have mental wisdom
Wisdom,wisdom,wisdom,can't stand him
Wisdom,wisdom,wisdom...
Home Improvement really has Jill
But not that guy,David Seville
You're distinctive,don't live for thrills
See that guy named David Seville
Unlike Morton Downey Jr.
He's no loud mouth,not a senior
Dave!

ODE TO DAVID SEVILLE,parody of Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl"
Now what ever happened
Simon's walking so slow
Getting down with some Voltron and
Mexican radio
Standin' in a summit lane
There are no darn skinny brawls
Plannin' and a makin' yeah
A telephone phony call
It was him,that Dave Seville
He was Dave Seville
Do you remember when
We used to sing
David Seville David Seville David Seville
David Seville David Seville David Seville

BEING DAVE SEVILLE,parody of Weird Al Yankovic's "Dare To Be Stupid"
You were still an underachiever
You can sit around the house
And watch the Angry Beavers
That Simon's up to you
Like Winnie the Pooh
Being Dave Seville
Being Dave Seville
What did I say?
(Being Dave Seville)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Being Dave Seville)
It's all right
(Being Dave Seville)
We can be Seville all night
(Being Dave Seville)
Come on, join the crowd
(Being Dave Seville)
Shout it out loud
(Being Dave Seville)
I can't hear you
(Being Dave Seville)
Okay, I can hear you now
(Being Dave Seville)