(Silent Night)

Violent night, protesters fight
Toss fire bombs, cars burn bright
Centers urban by conflict defiled
Vandals smashing while looters run wild
Riots nightly won't cease, riots nightly won't cease

(Little Drummer Boy)

Some, they call him Ta-rump-a, Trump, Trump
Dictator wannabe, Ta-rump-a Trump, Trump
The Russians gifts they bring to Trump a Trump Trump
To re-elect, they think, Ta-rump a Trump, Trump
Trump, a Trump, Trump, Trump a Trump, Trump

(Joy to the World)

Joe to the world: "Must stay at home""
Lock down another week"
While Biden's aides and handlers
Cringe at the news of Vandal-ers
"Make sure he doesn't speak.
Make sure he doesn't speak.
Make sure, make sure he doesn't speak".

(Jingle Bells)

Vaccinate, vaccinate
Stick 'em in the arm
Roll it out at warping speed
That can't do any harm

Vaccinate, vaccinate
Something you must do
Everything will be all right
Now, would I lie to you?

(Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
But the mask that he was wearing
Covered up its guiding glow

All of the other reindeer
Hoped that he would show the way
Resting on Rudolph's shoulders
Safety of the trip that day

Came that stormy Christmas Eve
Santa paid the cost
Crashed into a mountain top
Many lives were lost

(We Three Kings)

We three thugs of Antifa are
Who just burned a policeman's car
Slogans shouting, death toll mounting
Downtown a blackened scar

(Good King Wenceslas)

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On this Christmas season
Saw ten million wearing masks
Asked what was the reason

Will this stop the viral plague
Lead to its abatement?
Is it just the latest fad
This year's fashion statement?

(I'll Be Home For Christmas)

Wearing masks for Christmas
Faces won't be seen
This year's snow and mistletoe
Will look like Halloween

(Jingle Bell Rock)

Urban hell, teargas smell, throwing a rock
Won't do the time, no matter the crime
Certain lives matter, while others do not
That's why cultural wars are fought

Late at night time is the right time
To blow someone away
If the law asks, "Well, they wore masks.
There is little more about them I can say"

(It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas)

We're beginning to look like Venezuela
Grocery stores are bare
We're forming a line in the street. We haven't a thing to eat.
The folks who run the country do not care

We're beginning to fight like it's Rwanda
Racial tensions high
Everyone's looking the same, and all looking to place the blame
Now someone must die!

(Do They Know It's Christmas?)

It's Christmas time, just one more day to be afraid
Pandemic time, too many painful changes made
So, in a world of Covid, we can't spread a smile of joy
Wrap a mask around your face, it's Covid time

(We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

We'd wish you a Merry Christmas
We'd wish you a Merry Christmas
We'd wish you a Merry Christmas
But it's cancelled this year.