its still early and the nl east doesnt seem all that strong... i think the expos are winning now. I still have faith at least for the moment its not like with the knicks when one of star star players was out for the season before it started.

This is from my stand-up act a few years ago when the Mets were decent: "The Mets once again have gained the nickname "The Amazing Mets"...Ive figured out why..cause it's amazing that such a crappy team is actully winning games!" Copyright 2000 Billy Florio

As the probable author of more Met parodies than anyone else ("It's fun to laugh at the M-E-T-S!" from back in June 1999), I can tell you how it really goes: "Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, step right up and beat the Mets! Bring your kiddies, and bring your wife, they'll beat the Mets to within an inch of their life! Because the Mets are really droppin' the ball! They got their backs up against the wall! East Side, West Side, they all watch the Mets as they go down, 'cause they're managed by Bobby Valentine, the New York clown, the New... York... Clown! See, "Head for the park and greet the Mets" is from the weaker 1980s version, while "Step right up and greet the Mets" is from the 1962 original. You gotta do the original, 'cause you know some of these voters are pacing freaks, judging songs as if they're judging figure skaters. But Met fans can't blame Bobby V anymore. Now Bobby V is saying to Art Howe, "Take good care of crybabies..." Maybe someone can rewrite ABBA's "Fernando" for Benitez: "You blew another game last night, and you don't seem very bright, Armando!"

Oh yeah, it's much better to be a bandwagon fan then to stick with your team no matter what. And the parady sucks, the guy's in the comment section was much better.

I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A "YAWN"KEE FAN. DONT WORRY THOUGH CAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE GOING DOWN AGAIN!

THAT WAS THE WORST SONG IN THE WORLD THE METS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER!! SO SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO METS GO

Why don't you go buy another over the hill player? Loser.

I thought it was the funniest thing that I have ever heard I LOVE THE YANKEES \

jerk. why don't you write a song about how the yankees choked it hard in the boston-yanks series.. up 3-0 and they lost.. pathetic.. they may be in playoffs now.. but they won't last... we'll see you next year..

how about this one? SK-A-N-K-E-E-S! There go the Skankees, Let's get behind and spank the Skankees, There is no need to fear the Skankees, Everyone knows they really reek, cause they're the New York Skankees...