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Song Parodies -> "Ode To The Cafeteria (Lollipops Flying)"

Original Song Title:

"Here Come Santa Clause"

Original Performer:

Traditional Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To The Cafeteria (Lollipops Flying)"

Parody Written by:

Jenni Sweet Cheese, Diane Inkirine, Lisa the Lucky

The Lyrics

This song is about our school cafeteria. A lot of this stuff actually happens in our lunch room. In fact, we were actually attacked by flying peaches one day.
Lollipops flying! Lollipops flying!
Soaring 'cross the room!
Lollipops flying! Lollipops flying!
Sailing to the moon!
Peaches flying, bugs are dying, all in this lunch room
And kids are yelling with bad spelling all about looney tunes!

Table hopping! Table hopping!
All across the room!
Table hopping! Table hopping!
Hopping to their doom.
Teachers stopping, teachers yelling, kids getting written up,
And we are laughing at those weasles, I never wrote the last part!

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Alpha Skua - December 16, 2019 - Report this comment
FOOD FIGHT FOOD FIGHT

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